Sexy Carrot Earrings
HA! Those Carrots are really turning me on! LOL! Especially when they’re Sexy Carrots! These (forgive me, I’m Blushing) Carrots look just like a Sexy Lady with her Legs Crossed… Oh yeah, and a Leaf just where you need one! LMAO! The Funny thing about this, is the Fact that Veggies really grow like this. Look at this Google Search and see for yourself! HOT! :)
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Sexy Carrot Dangle Earrings
Oh those Carrots... Always showing up Naked to the Dip! :) If you like Cooking in the Kitchen, and having some Sexy Good Times with the Food, then why not Sprout some Sexy Carrot Earrings. They're Fun, Orange, Water Resistant, and will Make Everyone Smile! Made out of Colored Pencil Drawings, Ink, Polysterene, and Sterling Silver Fish Wire Hooks, these Carrots are Sexy and they know it! :)
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Secret Agent Cufflinks
These Personalized Secret Agent Cufflinks are COOL! You can get three Initials Engraved on the outside of these Cuffs, and then they Unscrew to reveal a Hidden Compartment, AND a Secret Message inside!
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The Eye Wrist Watch
“Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Eye Doctor?” “Everyone!” “My Friend told me not to Say anything about his New Girlfriend’s Lazy Eye… So I made sure to give her Numerous Compliments on her Normal one!” HA……
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Cookies and Milk Belly Ring
HA! I LOVE these Piercings! These TWO Belly Rings are made for BEST FRIENDS! Cute and Colorful, one Belly Ring is a Cookie, and the other Ring is a Carton of Milk! HA! A Pair that really goes Compliments…
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Nintendo Game Boy LCD Watch
AWESOME!!!! I had the Classic Nintendo Game Boy, and I STILL HAVE IT! It still works. Nothing beats the Original Tetris. But now, I can stare at that Time-Eating Toy all day long with this Nintendo Game Boy Classic…
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Kim and Kanye Necklace Set
“You know what Legos and Kim Kardashian have in Common?” “They are Both made out of Plastic!” OH, too much? “What does Kim Kardashian and Door Knobs have in Common?” “Everyone gets a Turn!” Oh… Okay. Okay! Let’s have…
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Telescope Pendant
This most Awesome Pocket Sized Scope is made of Brass and has a Pendant Ring to go on a Necklace. This is a REAL Working Telescope that’s so COOL you’ll wish it came with a Pirate Ship! Arrrrgh!
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