The Eye Wrist Watch
“Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Eye Doctor?” “Everyone!” “My Friend told me not to Say anything about his New Girlfriend’s Lazy Eye… So I made sure to give her Numerous Compliments on her Normal one!” HA… “Doctor, I keep Seeing Spots in Front of my Eyes!” “Have you seen an Optician?” “No, just Spots!” Bah ha ha ha! Eye Can’t Take it…
Huge Eye Ball Wrist Watch
Need help with your Short-Sightedness?... Well Look no Further! Because this Watch is Looking at YOU! It's the Eyeball Watch with a HUGE Colorful Pupil that's Watching your every move. It's Cool, it's Scary, and it NEVER Blinks! SWEET! "A Man goes to the Eye Doctor. The Eye Doctor asks him if his Eyes have ever been Checked. The man says, No they've always been Brown!" Ahhhh, Eye see what you did there!
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Tactical Compass Bracelet
It looks like a Wrist Watch, but isn’t. It’s a Tactical Compass which could save your life. Easy to Use, Easy to Wear, this Straps to your Arm like a Bracelet and Points you in the Right Direction, making…
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Barbed Wire Stud Earrings
Feeling a little Wicked? A little Dark? A little Deadly? Well, this Halloween, it’s time to Feel Dangerous! For it’s Barbed Wire Earrings that are Fiercely COOL! Looking just like Barbwire, these Earring Studs are Handcrafted out of Sterling…
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Silver Slut Anklet
“Oh Man, that Girl has SLUT written all over her…” HA! And with this Anklet, you will too! It’s a Hilarious Sterling Silver Cable Chain Anklet, that’s not only Adjustable Length (so you can get the Perfect Size), but…
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Vital ID Child Safety Bracelet
This is a Bracelet Wristband that EVERY Child NEEDS! It’s a Vital ID Safety Bracelet that has an ID Card inside. This Card (That you Fill in Yourself with a Waterproof Pen) is Perfect for the Active Kid… Swimming,…
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Kiss My Mustache Belly Ring
There’s something Fishy about a Girl wearing this Belly Button Ring… Don’t ya think? Oh wait… Yeah, it’s a Guys! (Unless my Hairy Aunt Gertrude wants one) This Navel Ring is Cute and Funny and hey, it may even…
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Cute Monkey Ring
“How do Monkeys get down the Stairs?” “They Slide down the Banana-ster!” “Why did the Monkey like the Banana?” “Because it had Appeal!” “What do you Call a Monkey in a Minefield?” “Baboom!” HA! Okay, quite Monkeying around, let’s…
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