The Eye Wrist Watch
“Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Eye Doctor?” “Everyone!” “My Friend told me not to Say anything about his New Girlfriend’s Lazy Eye… So I made sure to give her Numerous Compliments on her Normal one!” HA… “Doctor, I keep Seeing Spots in Front of my Eyes!” “Have you seen an Optician?” “No, just Spots!” Bah ha ha ha! Eye Can’t Take it…
Huge Eye Ball Wrist Watch
Need help with your Short-Sightedness?... Well Look no Further! Because this Watch is Looking at YOU! It's the Eyeball Watch with a HUGE Colorful Pupil that's Watching your every move. It's Cool, it's Scary, and it NEVER Blinks! SWEET! "A Man goes to the Eye Doctor. The Eye Doctor asks him if his Eyes have ever been Checked. The man says, No they've always been Brown!" Ahhhh, Eye see what you did there!
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Piles of Poop Bracelet
What Sheer Talent… I’ve tried and tried, but I’ve never been able to Create a Curly Cue Pile of Poop! WOW! Just like an Ice Cream Cone, these Brown Piles of Doo-Doo are Glossy, Dangling, and Fun. You do…
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Fashion Crystal Heart Pendant
Double the fun with two hearts and may different gemstones to choose from. Great for any occasion or birthday. Shown is the Highland Blue color.
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Yellowjacket Wasp Ear Plugs
This are WICKED COOL! Creepy, Cringe Worthy Ear Plugs that will make everyone say “SICK!” For they’re Yellow Jacket Wasp Ear Plugs with Real Wasps inside. These Delightful Wasps (found Dead Naturally) are Encased in 18mm, 11/16″, Double Flared…
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Elephant Behind Pendant
“Wait a Minute… Is that Nicki Minaj?” HA! This Pendant Cracks me up… It’s the View that everyone sees on a Safari… BIG ELEPHANT BUTT! That Grey Behind will get Everyone Laughing. You’re Gonna Hear a lot of Butt…
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Fishing Lure Earrings
Oh, the last time I had a Fishing Lure in my Ear was when I went Fishing with Uncle Charlie and he had one too many to Drink! OUCH! But now, I can have Fishing Lures Dangling from my…
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Frankfurter Sausage Cufflinks
There is nothing that I’d want to wear more to your Wedding than a pair of Frankfurter Cufflinks! Really! You Deserve the BEST! And these Frankfurters are Grilled Sausages that look good enough to eat. Sweating, Plump, Steaming Hot……
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