The Eye Wrist Watch
“Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Eye Doctor?” “Everyone!” “My Friend told me not to Say anything about his New Girlfriend’s Lazy Eye… So I made sure to give her Numerous Compliments on her Normal one!” HA… “Doctor, I keep Seeing Spots in Front of my Eyes!” “Have you seen an Optician?” “No, just Spots!” Bah ha ha ha! Eye Can’t Take it…
Huge Eye Ball Wrist Watch
Need help with your Short-Sightedness?... Well Look no Further! Because this Watch is Looking at YOU! It's the Eyeball Watch with a HUGE Colorful Pupil that's Watching your every move. It's Cool, it's Scary, and it NEVER Blinks! SWEET! "A Man goes to the Eye Doctor. The Eye Doctor asks him if his Eyes have ever been Checked. The man says, No they've always been Brown!" Ahhhh, Eye see what you did there!
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Cosmic Cat Ear Plug
This is one Crazy Cosmic Cat, with Laser Eyes, in a Galaxy Screw Fit Ear Plug! HA! Wear this Plug in your Ear and you’ll be the Ear that gets Noticed! Cosmic Cat will ZAP the Universe with his…
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Monopoly House Earrings
What a Simple, but yet COOL Pair of Earrings! Monopoly Houses! SWEET! These Green Houses hang from French Wire Hooks and Dangle from your Earlobes! P.S. She also has RED HOTELS too! HA!
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Sterling Silver Alien Ring
STUNNING! Alien and Aliens are some of my all time favorite movies EVER! The Alien Queen is just mind blowing… And so, to see the Alien in all it’s intricate H.R. Giger Detail, is Astounding. Hand Carved and Cast…
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Dracula Vampire Christopher Lee Earrings
It’s the BEST Dracula Movie Ever… Horror of Dracula (1958) starring Christopher Lee; “I am Dracula and I welcome you to my House. I must Apologize for not being here to Greet you Personally, but I trust you’ve found…
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Red Rose Skull Belly Ring
WICKED! What a Creepy Cool Dark and Gothic Belly Button Ring! Featuring a Crazy Detailed Skull with Black Gem Eyes and a Red Rose in it’s Teeth (The Contrast between Good and Evil). Beautiful! Dangling from a 14 Gauge,…
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I Survived Toe Jam Necklace
Toe Jam is Common Non-Medical Term used to Describe the ‘GUNK’ that Accumulates Between the Toes. It is a Combination of Dead Skin Cells, Sock Debris, Dirt, Body Oil Residue, Fungus and Bacteria. And NOW, it’s also a Hilarious…
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