The Eye Wrist Watch
“Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Eye Doctor?” “Everyone!” “My Friend told me not to Say anything about his New Girlfriend’s Lazy Eye… So I made sure to give her Numerous Compliments on her Normal one!” HA… “Doctor, I keep Seeing Spots in Front of my Eyes!” “Have you seen an Optician?” “No, just Spots!” Bah ha ha ha! Eye Can’t Take it…
Huge Eye Ball Wrist Watch
Need help with your Short-Sightedness?... Well Look no Further! Because this Watch is Looking at YOU! It's the Eyeball Watch with a HUGE Colorful Pupil that's Watching your every move. It's Cool, it's Scary, and it NEVER Blinks! SWEET! "A Man goes to the Eye Doctor. The Eye Doctor asks him if his Eyes have ever been Checked. The man says, No they've always been Brown!" Ahhhh, Eye see what you did there!
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French Poop Necklace
Oh, this Wonderful Piece of Poo has found a Home… On Your Neck! And boy does it look lovely! :) This French Poop Necklace, or as the French say “Merde”, is Cute and Colorful… and it even has some…
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Steampunk Ear Plug
I find Steampunk Jewelry really Fascinating. I Dig all the Gears and Gadgets and Gizmos. And this Ear Plug is about as Steampunk as you can get. With a Watch Movement inside the Acrylic Plug, the Gears will Stand…
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Mario Question Block Earrings
Oh the Mystery Block… One of the Most Common Prize Blocks found in the Mario Universe. Question Blocks are usually seen Floating in Midair, often containing Coins, Super Mushrooms, or Fire Flowers. And now, these Blocks can be yours!…
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Speed Limit Birthday Cufflinks
What a Great Idea for Cufflinks… Personalized Birthday Cufflinks! COOL! They Feature your Birthday in Big Bold Numbers, along with the Text: YOU HAVE HIT “and then your Birthday Age”, followed by Love “Your Name” XXX… (You can Personalize…
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Conjoined Twins Ring
“Me and my Sister are so Close…” But NOT this Close! Check out these Two Conjoined Twin Sisters Ring! CRAZY COOL! Wear this Ring on your Finger and people will probably call you “Four Eyes!”
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Fleshy Organic Body Part Pendant
Woah! I am so Freaked out by this… It’s a Pendant, that kicks butt! Literally! This Fleshy Body Part Pendant is Cray Cray! Featuring some hand sculpted, hand-painted, fleshy, thing-a-ma-bob body part, that’s a sight for Sore eyes… Or…
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