JAWS 18k White Gold and Diamond Bracelet
Let this Incredibly Designed Shark Jaws take a Bite out of your ARM! Slide this Bracelet onto your Hand so the Mouth of the Beast faces out, and wear it in Fashion. Featuring 8.70 Carats of Diamonds, this Puppy Sparkles! The Cuff will Spark Conversation wherever you go! It's Fierce, Different, and very, very Intimidating! Duunnn Dunnn... Duuuunnnn Duun... Duuunnnnnnnn Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnnnnn Dunnnn... Ahhhhhh!
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Sexy Carrot Earrings
HA! Those Carrots are really turning me on! LOL! Especially when they’re Sexy Carrots! These (forgive me, I’m Blushing) Carrots look just like a Sexy Lady with her Legs Crossed… Oh yeah, and a Leaf just where you need…
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Seesaw Ring
What a Cool Concept for a Ring… A Seesaw (also known as a Teeter-Totter). It looks like it’s made out of Wood, but it’s Carved and Cast in Brass Metal. Beautiful Shape, PlUS… The Seesaw really WORKS! It Tips…
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Bubble Gum Queen Ring
Cheeky Ring with a Mini-Woman sitting on a Chair, making a Chewing Gum Bubble, on a Green Ring made of Resin. It will make people go “WHAAAAAATTT?”
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Wooden Cross Necklace
WOW OH WOW! This Wood Cross Pendant is Beyond AWESOME! Handmade, Artistic and Rich, this Wooden Cross will make all Jaws DROP! Carved from either Armenian Wood, Apricot Wood or Oak, this Cross is unlike any you’ve ever seen…
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Vanitas Memento Mori Locket
I’ve never seen a Locket like this in my life. INSANE! It’s a Curious and Discrete, Hinged Locket for the Sentimental. Keep something Cherished inside the Rotten Brain Corpse. AWESOME and CREEPY!
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Jeffrey Dahmer Ring
YIKES! It’s Jeffrey Dahmer… The Milwaukee Serial Killer from the 90’s who worked in a Chocolate Factory, and Murdered Many Young Men by having Sex with them, Drilling Holes into their Skulls, Dismembering their Bodies, Storing their Heads in…












