"I Only Own 85 Pairs Of Shoes!"
Funny Charm Bracelet featuring Pink High Heel Shoes and Letter Charms that Spell out "W-H-O-R-E!"... Plus another Charm that Says it all: SHOE WHORE! You know who you are! Very Pink, Very Colorful, Very Fitting... The Photo Charms are Sealed with a Glass-Like-Finish, and the Chain is 7.5" - 8" Long and Adjustable. Cinderella, Eat Your Heart out!
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Handcuff Key Cufflinks
James Bond could really use these… It’s the Uncuff Cufflinks… The Cufflinks that can be used to OPEN Handcuffs! Talk about Cool! Get out of a Tight Jam with these. Put the Cufflink Toggle-Key into the Handcuff Key Slot…
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Pac-Man Cufflinks
Pac-Man was (is) an Outstanding Arcade Game developed by Namco, and it’s one of the most recognizable Game Characters EVER! So having a Pac-Man on one Cuff, and a Ghost on another, is BEYOND COOL!
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Taco Food Ring
Beef Tacos! Beef Tacos! Juicy Beef Tacos! Is there anything else? Cheese, Tomatoes, Lettuce… SOUR CREAM! YUMMMM! This realistic looking Taco will look great on your Finger… Just not in your Mouth!
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Mooning Santa Cufflinks
HA HA HA, or should I say Ho Ho Hole! These Cufflinks really make my Belly Hurt! Talk about FUNNY! Santa Claus Cufflinks that and Bending Over and Giving you the Full Moon! What a Jolly Fellow St. Nick…
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Taxidermy Mouse Paw Necklace
“What’s Gray and Furry on the Inside, and White on the Outside?” “A Mouse Sandwich!” HA! And this Little Mouse looks like it’s seen it’s last Meal. It’s a Mouse Paw Necklace that’s REAL, Dead, Furry, Taxidermied, and Dangling…
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The Apple Watch
Well this NEWS has Officially Broke the Internet! HA! It’s the Apple Watch that’s Cool as Hell. Just look at it! I’m Drooling as we speak. This Watch is the FUTURE! With 3 Different Styles and Collections, this Watch…