"I Only Own 85 Pairs Of Shoes!"
Funny Charm Bracelet featuring Pink High Heel Shoes and Letter Charms that Spell out "W-H-O-R-E!"... Plus another Charm that Says it all: SHOE WHORE! You know who you are! Very Pink, Very Colorful, Very Fitting... The Photo Charms are Sealed with a Glass-Like-Finish, and the Chain is 7.5" - 8" Long and Adjustable. Cinderella, Eat Your Heart out!
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Alphabet Shift Secret Decoder Ring
What a very cool and simple secret decoder ring… The Alphabet shift. Unlike many decoder rings, where they transform letters into numbers, this one is more tricky, because it’s transforming letters into letters. It’s shifting the alphabet so noting…
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Human Aliens Guy Meme Tie Bar
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is one Insane Dude (The Alien Guy). Coming Straight from the History Channel’s “Ancient Aliens” (and YES that’s with Quote Marks), is Giorgio with that Wild Ass Hair, turned into the most Hilarious Meme… Instead of…
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Mini Spider-Man Pendant
Super Stinking Cute… Or should I say, SUPERHERO! For it’s Spider-Man… Mini Style. Featuring a Little Bitty, Teeny Weeny, Spidey-Man, Silver Tone, and Clinging to his Web (Bead Chain), like he’s about to Save a Miniature Universe or something….
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Christmas Beard Ornaments
LOL! Oh these Beard Ornaments really crack me up. Just like the previous Jingle Bell Beard Ornaments I featured earlier, these are Round Christmas Balls. Ornaments made Specifically for your Beard Hair. And they’re so Simple to Wear; You…
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Barbed Wire Necklace
What a Beautiful Necklace. Barbed Wire! Usually the only things that Wear Barbed Wire around their Necks are Cattle (“Can I Fit Through Here?”), but you’ll do just fine. Hand Carved and Cast in Solid Bronze, this Pendant looks…
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I Have To Poop Key Ring
Okay, this Key Chain Ring (which has a Loop so you can also wear it as a Pendant) made me laugh out loud. Too FUNNY! If this doesn’t sum up life, I don’t know what does. Cute Key Ring…












