Shoe Whore Charm Bracelet
Well, if the Shoes Fit… Then you just might be a Shoe Whore! Some Women can’t help it… They just have to have Every Shoe in Every Color in Every Style! And now, you can tell the World that you’re a Shoe Whore! No Shame, Right?
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"I Only Own 85 Pairs Of Shoes!"
Funny Charm Bracelet featuring Pink High Heel Shoes and Letter Charms that Spell out "W-H-O-R-E!"... Plus another Charm that Says it all: SHOE WHORE! You know who you are! Very Pink, Very Colorful, Very Fitting... The Photo Charms are Sealed with a Glass-Like-Finish, and the Chain is 7.5" - 8" Long and Adjustable. Cinderella, Eat Your Heart out!
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Autopsy Necklace
“OMG!!!” That’s probably the Reaction you’ll get when you Wear this Necklace… Unless you work in the Morgue! :) Post-Mortem Examination can now be done Close-Up and on your NECK! SWEEEEEET!
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White Trash Nipple Ring
LMAO! You know you’re White Trash when the Halloween Pumpkin on your Front Porch has more Teeth than you. You know you’re White Trash when you’ve been Married Three Times and still have the same in-laws! HA! If this…
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Cicada Ring
Cicadas are in the Superfamily Cicadoidea. Their Eyes are Prominent, their Wings LARGE, their NOISE is FRIGHTENING!!! So who wouldn’t want to wear one on their finger? Right?
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Fake Joint Cheater Plugs
Awesomeeeeeee! These Ear Plugs will really make People Stop and Stare! (Parents, Siblings, Grandparents, Cops, your Boss…) HA! I can only Imagine. These Fake Cheater Plugs (Sold as a Pair) are made out of Crocodile Wood, Hand Painted, and…
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Fat Weight Loss Toe Rings
These ain’t your Average Toe Rings… These Toe Rings help you Lose Weight! That’s right. Slip these on and with Magnetic Therapy and Acupuncture Points, the Pounds will drop off!
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Cat Poop Earrings
What’s that Smell? Oh, it’s YOU! You and your pair of Brown Cat Poop Earrings! I certainly love how they Dangle off your Ears and Stick to your Neck. COOL STUFF! I say WHY not? Add some FUN and…
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