Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll back down, Repeating this Action Forever. Kind of like me trying to Push my Mother-In-Law out the Door… Fun Watch, Fun Boulder Dash! Buy this Great Wrist Watch TODAY! :)
Greek Mythology Sisyphus Wrist Watch
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Long Hair Dog Bead
LMAO!!! Remember that Time when you came home from School and the Bus ran over your Dog? Well… I think I found your DOG! HA! This is the Ugliest Charm on Earth! What happened to this Dog? It’s like…
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Queen Booger Bracelet
LMAO! I Can’t Stop Laughing at this Bracelet. If I wore it, I would Laugh all day. It’s Funny Gross… It’s the Lovely Image Captured of the Queen of England, Queen Elizabeth II, Digging for Gold with her Royal…
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Unicorn Skull Pendant
Awesome, I’ve never seen a Unicorn Skull before, and it’s so Bad Ass and Beautiful. Cast in Solid Pewter, this Stylish Pendant hangs from a Link Chain, and is out of this World! A Legendary Creature, a Beast with…
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YOLO Belly Button Ring
If You’re Only Going to Live Once… You Better Wear this Belly Button Ring! Because this YOLO Would Look Blinging as you Fell to your Death. Really! This YOLO is Set with Rhinestones and Crystals and it Certainly looks…
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U.S. Navy Leather Bracelet
What a BEAUTIFUL and ELEGANT Men’s Leather ID Bracelet! Featuring a Bar made of Solid Stainless Steel that reads: US NAVY, along with your Personal Engraved Initials! STUNNING!
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Optical Illusion Ring
This Ring is Bizarre and COOL! It’s an Optical Illusion Ring that Grows and Shrinks as you Spin it! The Spirals are made to give the Magic Illusion that Trick the Brain into seeing things that aren’t Real… AWESOME!
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