Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll back down, Repeating this Action Forever. Kind of like me trying to Push my Mother-In-Law out the Door… Fun Watch, Fun Boulder Dash! Buy this Great Wrist Watch TODAY! :)
Greek Mythology Sisyphus Wrist Watch
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Justin Bieber Guitar Pick Pendant
What’s a Justin Bieber Song that I know…? “Rule the World”, oh wait, that was the Selena Gomez Break Up Song! My Bad! There’s so many Songs, it’s too Hard to Pick… Unless you have this Guitar Pick Pendant!…
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Abominable Snowman Earrings
Abominable? How about ADORABLE! For these Fun Christmas Earrings are Ideal for your Frosty Earlobes. Abominable Snowman Earrings that are the Scary Face of the Abominable Snow-Creature (also known as: Yeti, Yowie, Sasquatch, and Enigma)… Handmade of Plastic with…
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Genuine Shark Teeth Cufflinks
Sharks have been around for over 400 Million Years. They Travel up to 40 MPH. They are covered in Sharp, Tooth-Like Scales called Denticles. They Swim a Figure Eight when Frightened. And, Baby Sharks are called Pups! But did…
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Septum Mustache
Looking for something FUN to wear in your Nose Piercing? What could look Better than a Mustache in your Septum? NOTHING! So give this Black Stainless Steel Mustache a Ride and make People Laugh in the Process! COOL BEANS!
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Vicious Apple Earrings
NICE, REAL NICE! That’s my kind of Fruit! Handmade Apple Earrings that look Good enough to Eat… If you Dare. Because these Apples are VICIOUS! With Evil Eyes, a Devilish Grin, and Teeth Baring Knives… It’s a Pair of…
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Make America Gay Again Pendant
Like the Return of Will and Grace doesn’t Gay up America, this Pendant certainly will. It’s a Gay Pride Rainbow Necklace featuring a Round Disc, a Rainbow Flag in the Shape of a Heart, the Silhouette of America, and…
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