Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll back down, Repeating this Action Forever. Kind of like me trying to Push my Mother-In-Law out the Door… Fun Watch, Fun Boulder Dash! Buy this Great Wrist Watch TODAY! :)
Greek Mythology Sisyphus Wrist Watch
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When Pigs Fly Belly Ring
“When Pigs Fly” is an Adynaton, a Way of Saying that Something Will NEVER Happen! Like me putting this Flying Pink Pig in my Belly Button Hole… HA! That will NEVER Happen! But if you Like Pigs and Flying……
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Nyan Cat Pop Tart Ring
Nyan Cat, also known as Pop Tart Cat, is an 8-Bit Animation Depicting a Cat with the Body of a Cherry Pop Tart flying through Outer Space… And it’s landed on your Finger! For this Fun, Colorful Feline, is…
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Jack Sparrow Ring
Oh The Pirates of the Caribbean… “ARRRGGGGG MATEY!” It’s a Jack Sparrow Ring unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. A Blinging Pirate Skull with a Gold Plated Skull and Cross Bones Pirate Hat, and a Gleaming Cutlass, Short, Broad…
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Funny Belly Button Ring Set
Looking for a fun set of belly button rings? Well come over here… I have a set of 2 navel rings that are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face. NSFW rings, that are made out of 316L…
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Karen – Morse Code Bracelet
LMAO! If you don’t know by now, KAREN is the name of an internet meme, generally stereotyped as a women having short hair, or a bob haircut, asking to speak to retail or restaurant manager. In other words: BITCHING!…
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Bottle Opener Ring
This Cool and Practical Ring is just plain AWESOME! It’s a Ring that you wear on your Finger, that is actually a Bottle Opener as well! Cool Concept, Great Idea! You’ll be Popping your Top in no time! :)
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