"Arrrg Matey, Look at my Nipple!"
This is what you do... Buy TWO of these Nipple Rings (because they're Sold Individually), put them on, and do the Helicopter. HA! That'll get everyone's attention. :P Made with 16 Gauge, 5/16" Long, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with 3mm balls and a 4.4mm Opening, these Scary Skulls are Durable, Cool, and won't Tarnish or Rust! They're just what your Nipples Wanted. Got an Axe to Grind? Buy these Nipple Barbell Rings and you will. :)
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Bullet Wedding Band
Whatever you do on your Wedding Day… Don’t FORGET the BULLETS! HA! And with this Wedding Ring, you’ll have Plenty at your Disposal. Because this Band is a Bullet Band. Made to Resemble Real Bullets, this Kick Ass Ring…
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Bacon Jewelry Costume Set
Oh, to be Smothered with Bacon… What a way to Die… And with this Insane Jewelry Combo Set, you can do just that. A Fantastic Realistic Bacon Set that Features Crisp, Crunchy, Bacon Strips, Clinging onto Earrings, a 7″…
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Black Cats Wrist Watch
LMAO! What time is it? CAT NAP TIME! This Fun and Whimsical Cat Watch features Different Black Cat Silhouettes for all the Hours of the Day. Funny Black Cats with Big Googly Eyes makes looking at the Time a…
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The Muppets Charm Bracelet
I LOVE The Muppet Show… I grew up watching the Muppets and laughed my butt off… Which is why I don’t have a butt. But now we all can laugh more, because it’s the Muppets, all the Fun and…
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Vertebra Ear Cuff
What a Crazy Ear Cuff… It’s SOOO COOL! It’s a Skeleton Vertebra that wraps up your Ear! It’s AWESOME and very, very Different! All your Friends will want one! :)
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Fake Samsung Galaxy Smartwatch
Oh Boy!!! Don’t have $800 to spend on a Smartwatch? Well, what about a $25 Smartwatch? There’s only one problem… It doesn’t work! HA! And that’s the entire concept. It’s a fake, non-working Smartwatch that’s for display only. A…












