Turquoise Teeth Skull Zombie Head Ring
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Real Tarantula Leg Pendant
“Oh F No!” Burns Monitor, Burns House, Sets World On Fire! Why Would Anyone Want to Wear a Real Tarantula Leg around their Neck? I say “WHY NOT?” HA! Because it’s Creepy, Scary, Hairy and REAL! A Genuine Tarantula…
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Fart Ninja Bracelet
Fart Ninjas are Silent but Deadly! The Farts Sneak up on you and Strike when you least expect it. Many times Farts can happen in Elevators. And all you can do is Gasp in Misery. Often it’s so Bad,…
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#Sharkweek Shark Attack Earrings
Hold onto your Butts… It’s #Sharkweek 2018! Starting tonight (get your Recorders ready), the Discovery Channel has 22 BRAND NEW Shark Shows that will make everyone Hungry! Set your TV’s, Grab your Remotes, Sit back and Relax, it’s #Sharkweek,…
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Doughnut Belly Ring
“What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy Bends over?” “Doughnuts!” And when you lift your Shirt, what do you see? A Doughnut Belly Button Navel Ring that’s MMM Good! Looking like a Chocolate Frosted Doughnut with Sprinkles…
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Mirror Cocktail Ring
HA! Talk about Crazy. This Ring is a Heart Shaped Mirror that’s Perfect for all your VAIN Moments! Put your Lipstick on, Check your Eyelashes, Look for Boogers in your Nose… You know what I mean! And now, you…
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Rub Me For Luck Nipple Ring
Ahh, just what the Doctor ordered… A Rub Me For Luck Nipple Bar Ring! How FUN will these be to wear? How FUN to RUB for Luck! HA! You’ll want to show it off to everyone… LUCKY You! LUCKY…












