Turkey Thanksgiving Belly Ring
Gobble Gobble… That’s Me. On Thanksgiving… Looking like a Couch Cushion… For Thanksgiving is coming, and so are the Carbs. Tons of them. And you know where they’ll go? Right in my Belly. Just like this Darling Turkey Belly Button Ring. Stuff it in your Hole and you’ll be Gobbling all day too. Fun, Festive Bird with a Pilgrim’s Hat… You know you want it. :)
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Turkey Thanksgiving Dangle Belly Button Navel Ring
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Barrel of Monkeys Cufflinks
LOL! Just what I always wanted… A Barrel of Monkeys! HA! Looking just like the Fun Kids Game “Barrel of Monkeys”, these Cufflinks will make everyone stop and take notice. But who cares, you’re just Monkeying around. Right? Have…
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Gold and Pink Chain
I’m going to THUG out… But only after I buy this GOLD and PINK Chain! It’s a Crazy Necklace that’s Half Gold-Tone Metal… and Half Plastic! What a Weird Combo, but I LOVE it! It’s so Different and Radical!
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Divorced Ring
“Why is Divorce so Expensive?” “Because it’s Worth it!” “If Marriage is Grand what is Divorce?” “Ten Grand!” “Have you Heard of the New Divorced Barbie Doll?” “She Comes with all of Ken’s Stuff!” HA! Divorce is FUN isn’t…
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Vampire Teeth Love Nipple Rings
Crunch, Munch! What a place to be Bitten… The Nipples! Ouch! But that’s exactly what it will look like when you slide these Stainless Steel Vampire Fangs around your Pointed Piercings… Made out of Surgical Steel, these Barbells come…
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Mayan Aztec Wrist Watch
From an Artistic Point of View, this Wrist Watch is Incredible to look at. Plus, with all the Mayan Aztec Symbols and Astrology Chart, it’s just Divine. Cool Cool Watch that stands out and would be Awesome to own….
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Knight Rider Car Ring
“Knight Rider, a Shadowy Flight into the Dangerous World of a Man who does not Exist. Michael Knight, a Young Loner on a Crusade to Champion the Cause of the Innocent, the Helpless, the Powerless, in a World of…
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