Turkey Thanksgiving Belly Ring
Gobble Gobble… That’s Me. On Thanksgiving… Looking like a Couch Cushion… For Thanksgiving is coming, and so are the Carbs. Tons of them. And you know where they’ll go? Right in my Belly. Just like this Darling Turkey Belly Button Ring. Stuff it in your Hole and you’ll be Gobbling all day too. Fun, Festive Bird with a Pilgrim’s Hat… You know you want it. :)
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Turkey Thanksgiving Dangle Belly Button Navel Ring
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Deadly Heart Necklace
SICK! This really makes my Heart Beat… For it’s an Anatomical Heart, Red, Detailed, Realistic Looking, with a Pair of Deadly Scissors Stabbed into it. AWESOME! Wicked, Gnarly, Certainly an Eye-Opener! And with Valentines coming, there’s no Better way…
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Sprinkle Cupcake Nipple Ring
You know my favorite part of a Cupcake? The Frosting! Boy do I love to lick the Frosting… YUMMMMMMM! And now, licking the Frosting takes on a whole new meaning. For this Cupcake is a Captive Nipple Ring. Cast…
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Black Coal Necklace
You know you’ve been really Bad when Santa brings you a Lump of Coal! HA! And these Necklaces are certainly that… Real Coal Nuggets (Each one is Different) that are Strung from a 20″ Long Silver Chain. All Coal…
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Steampunk Charm Bead
WOW! This is one of the Coolest Charm Beads I’ve ever seen… I’ve always been a Fan of Steampunk and Gears… And this Bead is AWESOME! It’s a Steampunk Bead that’s Tri-Tone and GREEN! I Just LOVE it! In…
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Sunglass Poop Emoji Belly Button Ring
Covered in Poo, and yet I Smile! HA Take on the Heat and Sun Fun with this Bad Ass Sunglass Turd. It’s the Poop Emoji, Smiling, Curled up (Nice Tan), Wearing Shades… Lovely, just Lovely. A Belly Button Ring…
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Happy Pill Earrings
Oh I could use some of these right now… It’s the Happy Pills that will make everyone SMILE! Chill Pills that Dangle off your Ears featuring Two Brown Pill Shells with Faces on them. One has Hearts for Eyes…
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