Now you really do have Spiders in your Ears!
"Get your Ears away from ME!" These Spiders are FUGLYYYYY! Gross looking Spiders with Horns, Spikes, Daggers and Venom... YIKES! Look at the Bloated Belly... Those EYES! *passes out! These Ear Plugs are 3/4 Gauge (20mm), and come as a Pair. How Lovely! Double Flare Plugs, means Double the FUN! Let's just Hope they don't lay Eggs...
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Steampunk Sundial Watch
NOW THIS IS COOL! What an Awesome Watch. It’s a Sundial AND a Compass in one Beautiful and Stylish Wrist Watch. It’s Stunning in Detail AND it REALLY WORKS! That’s Superb! You’ll Never Look at Watches the Same after…
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Pink Curlers Necklace
Remember those days when your Mom and Aunt Gertrude would run around in curlers? Pink rollers that twisted in their hair like mad creatures eating at their brains? Well… Recapture that look with this insane necklace… Made with Pink…
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Black Skull Dinosaur Necklace
Talk about a Killer Necklace, this Collar Necklace is 23″ Long and Features Linked Dinosaur Fossils with a Creepy Black Skull, made out of Alloy Metal with No Nickle or Lead. Great Novelty Item that is High Quality and…
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Dog Poop Bag Cufflinks
HA! Doggie-See, Doggie-Do-Do! It’s some Hilarious Wooden Cufflinks that will make everyone Smile. Featuring Wood Discs, 14mm x 14mm. 3mm Thickness, made of Cherry Wood, Engraved with a Lovely Image of a Dog Squatting to Poo… But of course,…
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Black Leather Tassel Nipple Ring
LMAO! WOW! These Black Leather Tassel Nipple Rings sound just like “Fifty Shades of Grey”… “There’s a Very Fine Line between Pleasure and Pain. They are two Sides of the Same Coin, one not Existing without the other.” ―…
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Dual Time Zone Large Sport Watch
Nice. Huge. Just the way I like it… A Massive Wrist Watch that’s Sporty, Geeky, and Very, Very COOL! A Dual Time Zone Watch that is Gaudy, Gigantic, and will look Pretty Sweet on your Wrist. With a Black…












