Now you really do have Spiders in your Ears!
"Get your Ears away from ME!" These Spiders are FUGLYYYYY! Gross looking Spiders with Horns, Spikes, Daggers and Venom... YIKES! Look at the Bloated Belly... Those EYES! *passes out! These Ear Plugs are 3/4 Gauge (20mm), and come as a Pair. How Lovely! Double Flare Plugs, means Double the FUN! Let's just Hope they don't lay Eggs...
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Ben Franklin Iced Out Pendant
“A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned” “You may Delay, but Time will Not” “Never Ruin an Apology with an Excuse” … Okay, enough Ben Franklin Quotes! Just Wear this BLINGING Pendant instead! It’s DOPE!
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Donald Trump Poop Emoji Pin
Hey, I’m not taking Political Sides here… I’m taking a DUMP! Because this Lapel Pin is the Funniest thing ever. A Turd Emoji, a Big Pile of Poo, in the likeness of the President himself, Donald J. Trump. Made…
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The Dollar Engagement Ring
Believe it or not, but you CAN get Engaged for just a BUCK! ONE DOLLAR is all you need to buy this Engagement Ring AND Wedding Band! 100 Pennies! That’s all!
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New York Ring
“Start Spreading the News, I’m Leaving Today, I Want to be a Part of it, New York, New York, These Vagabond Shoes, Are Longing to Stray, Right through the Very Heart of it…” I know you’re Singing, as you…
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Frozen Charlotte Necklace
Frozen Charlotte is a Vintage Porcelain Doll that’s Creepy and Aged. Her Cheeks are Rosy… Or Bloody, can’t tell, and her Skin is Pale White. I think a more appropriate name for this would be “Jack in the Box”,…
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Fried Onion Ring Earrings
These earrings are incredible. They look so real… I mean, you could practically eat them. It’s earrings that look just like fried onion rings. A crispy fried ring for each earlobe, dabbed with faux ketchup, of course. Lovely, beautiful,…












