Squirrel Deez Nuts Pendant
LMFAO! “What do you call a Squirrel with no Nuts?” “Female Squirrel!” HA! Okay, that Joke was NUTS… And so is this Pendant. It’s a Military Dog Tag Pendant that’s made out of Stainless Steel, Hangs on a 36″ Metal Chain with Clasp, and Features a Squirrel saying “HAVE YOU SEEN DEEZ NUTS”… And of Course, the Squirrel is showing off Two Big Nuts… HA! Made me Laugh. And so will others! :)
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Have You Seen Deez Nuts Squirrel Pendant Necklace
Okay... This Pendant will Crack People up, and so will this Joke: A Police Officer sees a man driving around with a Pickup Truck full of Squirrels. He pulls the guy over and says... "You can't drive around with Squirrels in this town! Take them to the Zoo immediately!" The guy says "OK"... and drives away. The next day, the Officer sees the guy still driving around with the Truck full of Squirrels, and now they're all wearing Sun Glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands... "I thought I told you to take those Squirrels to the Zoo yesterday?" The guy replies... "I did . . . and today I'm taking them to the Beach!" :)
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Terrarium Necklace
“AAIIEE! What’s Growing on your Neck?” HA! This Terrarium Necklace is AWESOME… For it contains Self-Sustaining Moss, Soil, and Charcoal… “IT’S ALIVE!!!” All you have to do is Wear it and get some Sun! (Not Good for Computer Geeks)
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Brain Cake Necklace
Oh to be a zombie and eat cake… Brain cake! A fun necklace that’s horror and sweets combined. A beautifully sculpted brain cupcake, dangling from a black link chain, and joined with a scary knife. So charming. Perfect for…
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I Pooped Today Bracelet
An Elderly Couple was attending Mass. About Halfway through, the Wife leans over and says to her Husband, “I just let out a Silent Fart, what do you think I should do?” He Replied, “Put a New Battery in…
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Pizza Oil Diffuser Glow Bracelet
Say What? A Pizza Bangle Bracelet, that’s actually an Oil Diffuser, and GLOWS? HUH???? HA! It’s true. This Clever Pizza Lovers Bracelet holds a Locket that opens up, allowing you to insert Oil Diffusers so you can Aromatherapy yourself…
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Rainbow Pumpkin Earrings
Pumpkins are not always Orange… Sometimes they’re White, Black, Green, Purple… And in this case: RAINBOW! Ideal Pumpkins for Pride, these Colorful, Handmade Pumpkins come in every Color of the Rainbow. Fun, Bright, Lovely Dangles that will grab the…
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Tribal Spider Nipple Shield
I LOVE Waking up in the Middle of the Night to find Spiders on my Chest… Such FUN! And for those that wear this Shield, Squeamish BEWARE! It’s a Fright Sight you may NEVER FORGET! “SPIDER!!!!!”
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