I Pooped Today Bracelet
An Elderly Couple was attending Mass. About Halfway through, the Wife leans over and says to her Husband, “I just let out a Silent Fart, what do you think I should do?” He Replied, “Put a New Battery in your Hearing Aid!” HA! You gotta LOVE Poop Jokes… And since Everyone Poops, why not Tell the World with this FUNNY ASS Bracelet!
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I Pooped Today Bangle Bracelet Cuff
Need a little Fiber in your Diet? Maybe lay off the Cheese, Potato Chips and Bananas... Because all that's doing is Binding you up! NOT COOL! You should get yourself some Activia and Get Regular TODAY! And Everyone else that gets LUCKY Dropping a Deuce, put this Hilarious Bangle Bracelet on and make everyone Laugh their Ass off! Made of Aluminum with a Glossy Finish, this Bracelet has Big Bold Letters that Read "I POOPED TODAY" and a Stick Figure Bouncing up and down for JOY, you can't go Wrong with this Cuff... Plus, it makes a Great Shoe Horn as well. You never know...
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Mr. Bacon Bracelet
“Whats Green and Smells like Bacon?” “Kermit the Frog’s Finger!” Oh that was really BAD! But Bacon is GOOD! And this Bracelet is a HOOT! It’s a Mr. Bacon Bracelet with a Mustache and Googly Eyes. Talk about Funny!…
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Chakra Belly Button Ring
Balance your Body with this Belly Button Ring. It’s Ideal for the Chakra for it Features all the Chakra Colors and Gems: Red for the Root Chakra, Orange for the Sacral Chakra, Yellow for the Solar Plexus Chakra, Green…
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Vintage Crown Ring
Such a Great looking Ring… A Vintage Crown with Jewels! Very Cool! This Stainless Steel Ring (hypoallergenic) has Cubic Zirconia Stones that look just like Garnets, with such a Beautiful Wine Color, they sure do look AMAZING!
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Save The DODO Necklace
LMAO! Who knew Dodo Birds were Extinct (in 1662)? I Didn’t! Doh!!!! Dodo’s were a Flightless Bird off the Island of Mauritius. Looking like a Small Ostrich, they were often Referred to as Ground Pigeons. The Dodo Achieved Widespread…
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Mouse and Cheese Earrings
“Why do Mice need Oiling?” “Because they Squeak!” “What goes Eek, Eek, Bang?” “A Mouse in a Minefield!” “What Mouse was a Roman Emperor?” “Julius Cheeser!” “What goes Dot, Dot, Dash, Squeak?” “Mouse Code!” Okay, are you Smiling yet?…
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Baseball and Bat Cross Necklace
Play Ball! It’s a Cross Pendant like something you’ve never seen before: A combination of a Baseball and a Baseball Bat! Very Clever Design, Crafted out of Stainless Steel (Won’t Rust, Tarnish, or Fade, or Turn Colors), Durable, and…
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