I can almost hear “The Imperial March” now… “Dun Dun Dun DU-DU-DUN DU-DU-DUN!” I know you can hear it too! Wear this Ring and you’ll be Saying Stuff like “Don’t Fail me again, Admiral!” “He will Join us or…

Edgar Allan Poe is one of my Favorite Authors of all time… “The Black Cat”, “The Pit and the Pendulum”, “The Tell-Tale Heart”, and “The Raven”, Poe was a Master at Dark, Gothic, Horror, just like this Ring! It’s…

“Far Out Man! This Bracelet is KEWLLLL!” It’s a Paracord Bracelet that’s unlike any you’ve ever Seen before… It’s Tokable! This Bracelet is actually a Well-Disguised Tobacco Pipe and Bowl that you can use for whatever Enjoyment you find….

Crazy 3 Piece Ring… Wear them Stacked together, or Separate them on different Fingers, it’s Cool. And a little Punk. Featuring a Skull Ring, A Red Crystal Heart Ring, and a Rose Gold Plated Flower Ring. All three make…

OMG… I can’t breath. This Pin is Hysterical. It’s a Kitty Lapel Pin, doing what Kitties do; Licking their butthole. Their Booty. Their Balloon Knot… It’s the Purr-fect Pin to Make everyone Smile and Laugh. Cat Lovers Rejoice… A…

Nothing’s Scarier at Halloween… Than a BIG Tarantula Spider on your Arm? Right? And this Wrist Watch, has the BIGGEST, CREEPIEST, HAIRIEST, SPIDER OF ALL! With Orange Legs, a Black Body, and Beady Eyes and Fangs… This Sucker, will…