“Why is your Son Crying?” The Doctor Asked a Young Woman in his Office. “He has Four Baked Beans Stuck up his Nose!” “And Why is your Little Girl Screaming?” He Asks. The Mother looks at him and says…

Awwww… How’s my little Cupcake? Eh? My little Honey Muffin… Sweetie… Sugar Baby… Well, you get my point. It’s the Cutest little Belly Button Ring you’ll ever see. A Cupcake LOVE Navel Ring made out of 316L Stainless Steel…

I LOVE POP TARTS! All of them. Blueberry Frosted, Cherry, Cookies & Cream, Strawberry, Raspberry, S’MORES! YUMMMMM! I Eat them Cold, I Eat them Hot, I could Eat a Whole Box at Once. So I am a Pop Tart…

Creepy Crawly Kettlebell… Talk about Dead Lifts… HA! This Kettlebell Charm is BAD ASS and Beyond! It’s a Demonic Skull Kettle Bell, that’s tiny, tiny, and Totally COOL!. Made out of White Bronze, this Skull has Evil Eyes, Gnarly…

Put a Mustache (or as their title says: Cute Retro Nifty Chaplin Moustache) on your ears and wear them proud. For two bucks, that’s probably the cheapest cosplay you’ll find! :)

The Hockey Goalie Mask, or Goaltender Mask, is a Mask worn by Ice Hockey, Inline, or Field Hockey Goaltenders to Protect their Head from Injury. The First Fiberglass Mask was Created in 1959, and Today these Goal Masks have…