“I Vant To Drink Your Blood!” Why does Count Dracula always Speak with an Accent? Well, he’s Vlad Tepes and he was Born in Sighisoara, Romania. He’s a Historical Figure who Inspired Bram Stoker’s Novel, Dracula. And now, thanks…

WRONG WRONG WRONG… It’s Donald Trump’s Favorite Saying! And yes, it is WRONG, spelled out on a Dog Tag Pendant that’s SO SO RIGHT! Funny Saying, gets the message across. Hand Stamped on a Aluminum Dog Tag (measuring 3/4″…

What a Great Looking Watch! It’s such a Cool Concept… A Steampunk Style Voyager Watch with TWO Watch Dials, a Compass and Thermometer! All in one Very Cool Black and Brown Leather Cuff Bracelet. The Movement is Japan Quartz…

LMAO! And you thought Mermaids were all Beautiful Creatures from the Sea… With Long Flowing Hair and a Fishtail Body… Sparkling in the Sun… Dripping with Huge… HUGE… HUGE WTF? HA! This Mermaid is NOT the Normal Mermaid, Oh…

Nice. Huge. Just the way I like it… A Massive Wrist Watch that’s Sporty, Geeky, and Very, Very COOL! A Dual Time Zone Watch that is Gaudy, Gigantic, and will look Pretty Sweet on your Wrist. With a Black…

This ring is WRONG in every way… But it’s also RIGHT! Because it makes for one hell of a prank gift, you know, right before you get her “The Ring”… Because this ring isn’t a Diamond Ring… Nope! It’s…