Fake Nose Ring
LMAO! With April Fools coming, tell everyone you got a nose ring. And then when you see them, show them this… HA! It’s a nose ring! A funny ring, with a polymer clay nose on top. And what’s even funnier, is the fact that there are different colors of noses, and each has it’s own unique nose piercing. Bah aha haha. Choose a stud, or choose the ring. It’s hilarious and will certainly provoke laughter. Choose your nose today!
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Flower Pot Belly Button Rings
Talk about ADORABLE… It’s a Flower and Flower Pot Belly Button Ring that’s Colorful, FUN, and Blinging! Featuring your choice of Color: Purple, Pink, Blue or Yellow, these Navel Rings are Cast in 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, have a…
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Creepy Real Spider Ear Plugs
Want to Scare everyone away? Stick these Real Spiders in your Ears and they’ll Vacate the Premises. They’re Real DEAD Spiders (found in the home, YUCK) that have been Permanently Sealed inside Awesome Ear Plugs. Two Spiders, 6mm, 2G…
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Totally Not a Cop Cufflinks
HA HA! Nice… It’s Cufflinks that are IDEAL for a Cop. “Totally Not A Cop” Cufflinks that turned the Phrase Viral not too long ago, when an Undercover Policeman wore a T-Shirt Reading “Totally Not A Cop”. Talk about…
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Butthole Sphincter Pendant
LMAO! You’re winking at me… Really! It’s the funniest pendant you’ll pucker at, a butthole pendant that looks just like a tight balloon knot. HAHAHAHA! Handcrafted out of 3D Sculpted Zinc, with an Antique Gold Plating, this pendant is…
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Devil Tongue Earrings
OMG! These are Crazy Insane Creepy Cool… They are Tongue Earrings that look like they’ve been Cut right from the Devil’s Mouth! WOW!!!! They look like Real Tongues, it’s Bloody Awesome! Red, Bumpy, Slimy, Darkened… AND SPIKED at the…
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Anti-Cheating Ring
This Wedding Ring is for people intent on Cheating! The negative Engraving on the inside leaves a mark on your skin that says “I’m Married” when your ring is off! Tisk Tisk!
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