Multicolored Natural Tense Wood Watch
There's something so appealing about Rich Woods. It's just Sheer Beauty. And this Watch, is made out of Inlaid Multicolored Natural Tense Wood, and it's Awesome!!! Being Durable, Rare, and very Unique, these Watches not only give you the Time, but also the Date with a Magnifying Feature that makes Reading Easy. And, it Becomes more Glamorous and Richer in Color as you Wear it, due to the Oils in your Skin. When you put this on, it'll feel like you don't even have a Watch on it's so Light Weight (like a Feather). Comes with 2 Year Warranty, and a Classy, Good Looking Box. Buy one Today!
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White Trash Nipple Ring
LMAO! You know you’re White Trash when the Halloween Pumpkin on your Front Porch has more Teeth than you. You know you’re White Trash when you’ve been Married Three Times and still have the same in-laws! HA! If this…
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Happy Pill Earrings
Oh I could use some of these right now… It’s the Happy Pills that will make everyone SMILE! Chill Pills that Dangle off your Ears featuring Two Brown Pill Shells with Faces on them. One has Hearts for Eyes…
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Happy Halloween Wrist Watch
Spoooooooky! It’s a Wrist Watch that’s Ideal for the Halloween Season. Featuring a Happy Halloween Black Wrist Watch with “Spooky” and “Happy Halloween” all over the Face. With Pumpkins, Bats, Candy Corn, Spider Webs and more, this “Boo”, “Eek”…
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Real Human Tooth Ring
EGADS! This Ring Contains a REAL Human Tooth! WOW! This Etsy Artist must be the Tooth Fairy or a Dentist, because this Ring is Crazy and Gory! Real Teeth? OMG! Just Think of the Reactions you’ll get Wearing this!
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Combo Pizza Slice Earrings
“How do you Fix a Broken Pizza?” “With Tomato Paste!” “What do you Call a Sleeping Pizza?” “PiZZZZZZa!” “What’s the Difference between a Redneck and a Large Pepperoni Pizza?” “A Large Pepperoni Pizza can feed a Family of Four!”…
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Horse Butt Earrings
LMAO! These Earrings CRACK me up! They’re Horse Earrings that Dangle and Move (the Feet Swing and Dance) as you Strut through the Day… or Neigh-ttttt! Fun Earrings that Feature a Horse Head on one Ear, and a Horse’s…












