You know those people who can Crack Open Bottles with their Teeth… Well, you can Pop them Open with your Ears… Earrings that is! These Cool and Clever Earrings and Practical and FUN! :)

“…The Better to Scream and Run away…” For it’s an All-Seeing Eye that’s Creepy as F… A Bright Blue Ouija Eyeball, that Sees the Past, the Present and the Future. Highly Unsettling Dire Eye, the Guidance of the Spirit…

I tell my Niece everyday, “GET OFF THE CEILING!”, but does she listen? NOOOOO! In fact, she just Spits at me, Rants in Latin and Knocks over Book Cases… SHEESH! If she Keeps that up, I’m going to Quit…

LOL I knew a guy who lived on a horse farm. He had just gotten out of the shower, and was walking down the hallway, when the neighbor girl, who lived half a mile away, was standing at the…

“What Time is it?” 4:20, of course… This Fun, Colorful, Black Cased Modern Pocket Watch is a Marijuana Weed Leaf Watch, with 5 Leaf Patterns Plastered across the Face. Mesmerizing, isn’t it? Case Diameter: 4.7cm, Thickness: 1.2cm, Watch Chain…

COOL and CREEPY Jewelry Box that opens like a Treasure Chest! Decorated with Skull and Bones, this Trunk will Keep all your Valuables Safe and Secure… Or at least Dust Free! :)