Love Zombies? I Do! So these Ear Plugs are DEAD on… Wear these in your Ears and people will call you Zombie Brain! That’s a Good thing, right? It’s either that or Dead Head! You Pick! These are 3D…

HA! Remember that Scene in Alien Resurrection, where Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), gives birth to a New Born Xenomorph… Well, that’s what this Creepy Bracelet reminds me of. It’s an Earth Worm of Death Cuff Bracelet that’s Cool Cool Cool!

I walked by a Bum in London. He asked me for some Change. I told him I didn’t have any. He gave me the Finger and called me a Wanker. WELL… When Life hands you a Finger… Wear it!…

“Here Kitty-Kitty!” It’s the Cutest Cat Earrings EVER… For the Cat’s Head comes off! Literally! These Earrings are Front-To-Back Earrings where the Cat’s Head Separates and goes through your Ear just like a Diamond Stud. Then the Cat’s Body…

There is nothing that I’d want to wear more to your Wedding than a pair of Frankfurter Cufflinks! Really! You Deserve the BEST! And these Frankfurters are Grilled Sausages that look good enough to eat. Sweating, Plump, Steaming Hot……

Every Guardian of the Galaxy Fan NEEDS their very own Dancing Baby Groot Pendant. And this Pendant is Adorable! I can almost see it Dancing to “I Want You Back” by the Jackson 5 during Mid-Credits! HA! Too Funny!