Three Stooges Wood Ring
“Burnt Toast and a Rotten Egg? Whatta ya Want that for?” “I got a Tapeworm and that’s good enough for him!” HA! These COOOLLLL Waterproof Wood Rings can be made either Closed with a Fixed Size, or Open and Adjustable (like show). [ploink!]
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"Coitainly, we're all Incompetent!"
"My Corns are Killing me." "Why don't you do Something for them?" "Why Should I? They never did anything for Me!" If you feel like doing the Curly Shuffle, put this Ring on and have some FUNNNN! "Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo!!!" [Smack!] Comes in 3 sizes: Small (5-6), Medium (7-8), or Large (9-10). "Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!"
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Triple Spike Leather Bracelet
I NEED THIS! It would go Great with my Ninja Costume! It’s a Leather Bracelet that holds Three 4.5″ Metal Triangular Spikes, which can be used for Punch Spikes worn on the Fingers, to Climbing Spikes! Secure this Bracelet…
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90 Percent Virgin Belly Ring
LMAO! Okay… What exactly is 90% Virgin? Anybody got a Guess? I don’t even Want to Think about it… I’d rather Laugh about it. :) This is a Cute and Fun and Very Pink Belly Ring that will Certainly…
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Harry Houdini Magic Bracelet
Harry Houdini is the Most Well Known Magician Ever! From his Vanishing Elephant Trick, to the Chinese Water Torture Cell, the Incredible Handcuff Escapes, and the Spirit Medium Feats, his Legacy Lives just like it does in this Wonderful…
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Fire Department Nipple Shield
You know what I think about when I think about Firemen? Nipple Shields, of course! “Call the Fire Department, my Nipples are on Fire!” This Nipple Ring Barbell Shield takes the Cake… and your Nipple! OUCH!
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Bloody Cleaver Pendant
With such a Small Cleaver, you’d have to Hack and Slice pretty hard to Cut that Finger off… But hence, it looks like someone already did, for this Cleaver is Very Small, Delightful, and BLOODY! A Fun Weapon that’s…
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World of Gnomes Charm Bracelet
“What do you call an All-Gnome Skydiving Team?” “Lawn Darts!” HA! Poor Gnomes… And if you’re a BIG Fan of Gnomes (a friend of mine actually is), then you’ll LOVE this Gnomey-Gnome Bracelet. A Charm Bracelet Full of Gnome…
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