Three Stooges Wood Ring
“Burnt Toast and a Rotten Egg? Whatta ya Want that for?” “I got a Tapeworm and that’s good enough for him!” HA! These COOOLLLL Waterproof Wood Rings can be made either Closed with a Fixed Size, or Open and Adjustable (like show). [ploink!]
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"Coitainly, we're all Incompetent!"
"My Corns are Killing me." "Why don't you do Something for them?" "Why Should I? They never did anything for Me!" If you feel like doing the Curly Shuffle, put this Ring on and have some FUNNNN! "Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo!!!" [Smack!] Comes in 3 sizes: Small (5-6), Medium (7-8), or Large (9-10). "Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!"
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The Stackable Burger Ring
WOAH! $323.52 for a Hamburger? YEP! If it’s made out of Metal… :) And boy is this Burger TASTY! Shiny Gold-Tone, this Burger Ring is actually 6 Rings in all: Buns, Meat, Cheese, Lettuce, and Onion, that Stack together…
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Ho Lee Chit Pendant
LMAO!!!! Last Year was certainly a Ho Lee Chit Year… In fact, just about any day of any year is a Holy Sh*t moment. So to show off those Fun Times, how about a little Pendant that’s right up…
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Underwear Stud Earrings
Let’s face it, we can’t all be Tom Cruise wearing Sunglasses, Dancing around in our Underwear (Risky Business)… Oh wait, we can! Because these Underwear, are Earring Studs, and it’ll make you Dance and Sing that “Old Time Rock…
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Surgical Steel Belly Button Rings
These rings are just beautiful. Simple. Classy. Elegant. What a great way to wear a belly button ring that’s quaint. A 14 gauge 316L surgical stainless steel ring that keeps your piercing open. Nothing that dangles. Nothing that gets…
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Nosferatu’s Coffin Pendant
Nosferatu means “A Symphony of Horror”! And this Coffin is Definitely Horrifying! Seeing the Skeleton Remains inside the Eternal Rest Box is Creepy, and COOL! Dark, Gothic, and so DIRE, this Pendant is the Ultimate Fright Sight!
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Starfleet Academy Ring
Starfleet Academy Class of 2258. Just think, I’d be really old then… HA! Starfleet Academy is the Prestigious Institution where Federation Youth from around the Quadrant aspire to attend. In other words GEEEEEEEK!
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