Three Stooges Wood Ring
“Burnt Toast and a Rotten Egg? Whatta ya Want that for?” “I got a Tapeworm and that’s good enough for him!” HA! These COOOLLLL Waterproof Wood Rings can be made either Closed with a Fixed Size, or Open and Adjustable (like show). [ploink!]
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"Coitainly, we're all Incompetent!"
"My Corns are Killing me." "Why don't you do Something for them?" "Why Should I? They never did anything for Me!" If you feel like doing the Curly Shuffle, put this Ring on and have some FUNNNN! "Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo!!!" [Smack!] Comes in 3 sizes: Small (5-6), Medium (7-8), or Large (9-10). "Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!"
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Piano Keys Ring
B flat, E flat, and G flat walk into a bar… The bartender stopped them and said, “We don’t serve minors”… oh the Groans… But no groans with this Ring. It’s a Stainless Steel Ring with Piano Keys all…
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D20 Spiral Necklace
You never know when you’re gonna need an extra D20 Die! The Venerable D20 Die, that Platonic Solid whose Numerical Etchings Cast an Impartial Providence upon Friend and Beast alike… Yeah, that DIE!
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Giant Fish Bowl Ring
I make Bubbles in my Bath Water… And now, you can make Bubbles too with this Cute Goldfish in a Fish Bowl Ring. It’s a Big Over-Sized Ring that Fills up Half your Hand, but Boy will it gain…
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Goomba Drop Earrings
Goombas are one of the Major Species of the Super Mario Series and are among Mario, Luigi, Yellow Toad and Blue Toad’s most Persistent Foes. And NOW, they actually make for some very Fun, Adorable, and Colorful Earrings! The…
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Vis Viva Dragon Bracelet
COOL COOL COOL! Just look at the Details in this Dragon Bracelet, the Scales, the Horns, the Head, the Tail… I LOVE IT! This is the Vis Viva Bracelet made by Alchemy Gothic. Vis Viva is Latin for ‘Living…
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Spinner Barbell Tongue Ring
Where the Hell have I been? I didn’t even know things like this existed… But they do, and they are COOL! It’s a Tongue Barbell, that has Spinner Steel Balls on the Side… WOW! JUST WOW!
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