Tiny Swimmer Necklace
LOL! Swim Hanz Swim! Look at Hanz Go… This Necklace is too Funny! Featuring a Plastic Figurine of Handsome Hanz with his Muscled Physic in a Never-Ending Swim across your Chest, Hanz dons Tight Black Swim Trunks and NOTHING ELSE but a Duck Face. He’s Hilarious, Very Tiny (Only 0.8″ Long), and comes attached to a 18″ Old Brass Chain… Will you let him do the Breast Stroke? “GULP!”
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Tiny Swimmer Handsome Hanz Necklace
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ReliefBand Cures Motion Sickness
This is Incredible… It’s a Clinically Proven Wrist Band that Prevents Motion Sickness! You put it on when you Ride Vehicles like: Cars, Boats, Planes, Cruise Ships, even Roller Coasters, as well as Video Game First Shooters! It CURES…
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Farting Ninja Wrist Watch
I’m gonna go out on a Limb here and say, I’d Suspect a Farting Ninja would be Silent But DEADLY! HA! Those Sneak Attacks can hit you like a Nunchuck… WHAM! Right in the Face! So next time, Go…
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Elvis Has Left the Building Cufflinks
Elvis may have died in 1977, but the King lives on… For he’s been seen at the Bus Station, on a Train, in Burger King… Truly he has. And now, he can be seen everywhere… For he’s a Pair…
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Little Lawn Bracelet
Set in an Old Gold Color Bezel, this Little Patch of Land can add some Natural Outdoorsy to your life (and a Scrap of Grass that the Dog hasn’t Peed on). Makes an Interesting Eye-Ball Catcher for any Outfit…
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Death Star Bead Bracelet
Nothing like a Death Star to Brighten your Mood. It’s the Coolest Death Star you’ll see, orbiting your Wrist with Black Lava Rock (a.k.a. Anakin Skywalker Shish Kebab) Bead Bracelet. The Death Star is Cast in 316L Stainless Steel,…
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Chicken Foot Voodoo Necklace
Creepy! It’s the Freakiest Voodoo Necklace you’ll ever see. A Chicken Foot Necklace that’s EYE-POPPING Good Fun! Right? Or Left? This is a Real, Preserved Chicken’s Foot, not Plastic or Fake. Chopped off with Little Channels of Bone Marrow…
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