Tiny Swimmer Necklace
LOL! Swim Hanz Swim! Look at Hanz Go… This Necklace is too Funny! Featuring a Plastic Figurine of Handsome Hanz with his Muscled Physic in a Never-Ending Swim across your Chest, Hanz dons Tight Black Swim Trunks and NOTHING ELSE but a Duck Face. He’s Hilarious, Very Tiny (Only 0.8″ Long), and comes attached to a 18″ Old Brass Chain… Will you let him do the Breast Stroke? “GULP!”
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Tiny Swimmer Handsome Hanz Necklace
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Gears of the Heart Necklace
This Necklace is AWESOME! I LOVE Steampunk Stuff and this Pendant with a Heart and Gem is just Stunning! It’s the “Gears of the Heart” Necklace that Features Gears, Watch Gadgets, and a Dangling Heart that’s Red, Bold, and…
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Charlie Sheen Winning Cufflinks
“Winning, Anyone? Rhymes with Winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be US! Sorry, Man, didn’t make the Rules. Oops!” “I’m Not Bipolar, But Bi-Winning!” “I have Cleansed Myself. I Closed my Eyes and in a Nanosecond, I Cured Myself… It’s…
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Cowboy Farts Bracelet
Do Cowboys Fart? I Watched Broke Back Mountain and I don’t remember them Farting… Hmm! Maybe they didn’t have enough Pork and Beans, like the Cowboys in this FUN Bracelet! “POOT”
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Moana Music Necklace
Moana, the 2016 Disney Film that took the World, and Hawaii, by Storm! An Adventurous Teenager Sails out on a Daring Mission, and meets the Demigod Maui, who guides her in her Quest to become a Master Wayfinder. Together…
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Army Style LED Watch
Kick Ass COOL Watch that’s Futuristic and Easy to Read! Blue LED Lights show you what Time it is at a Glance! Who Needs Hands, when you have 28 Bright LED Emitters! Right?
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HUGE! Donald Trump Cufflinks
“I think I am, actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand…” HA! You have to admit, there’s a lot of Comedy in the Government today. And just like these Satire Donald Trump Cufflinks… They’re…
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