Tiny Swimmer Necklace
LOL! Swim Hanz Swim! Look at Hanz Go… This Necklace is too Funny! Featuring a Plastic Figurine of Handsome Hanz with his Muscled Physic in a Never-Ending Swim across your Chest, Hanz dons Tight Black Swim Trunks and NOTHING ELSE but a Duck Face. He’s Hilarious, Very Tiny (Only 0.8″ Long), and comes attached to a 18″ Old Brass Chain… Will you let him do the Breast Stroke? “GULP!”
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Tiny Swimmer Handsome Hanz Necklace
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Circuit Board Dog Brooch
“What Dog keeps the Best Time?” “A Watch Dog!” “What did the Dog say when he Sat on Sandpaper?” “Ruff!” “What did the Hungry Dalmatian say after his Meal?” “That hit the Spots!” “What type of Markets do Dogs…
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Feed Me Or No One Sleeps Pendant
lol Ain’t this the Truth? HA! Freaking Cats… It’s a Feline Pendant that’s sure to bring many Laughs! A Tile Pendant, with a Black Cat reading “Feed Me… Or No One Sleeps!” And anybody who owns a Cat, knows…
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Pot Leaf Marijuana Ear Plugs
When I went to Amsterdam many years ago, some Guy came up to me on the Street offering to Sell me Weed (Legal then). Standing right next to him was a Cop (Just Minding his own Business). Blew me…
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Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those…
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Frankenstein Collar
WOW! How Cool. Frankenstein’s Collar. Okay, actually Frankenstein’s MONSTER’s Collar, but you get it. And if you haven’t seen the remake of the latest Victor Frankenstein Movie, you should, it’s Good. Plus it has James McAvoy and Daniel Radcliffe,…
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Devil Tongue Earrings
OMG! These are Crazy Insane Creepy Cool… They are Tongue Earrings that look like they’ve been Cut right from the Devil’s Mouth! WOW!!!! They look like Real Tongues, it’s Bloody Awesome! Red, Bumpy, Slimy, Darkened… AND SPIKED at the…
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