Tiny Swimmer Necklace
LOL! Swim Hanz Swim! Look at Hanz Go… This Necklace is too Funny! Featuring a Plastic Figurine of Handsome Hanz with his Muscled Physic in a Never-Ending Swim across your Chest, Hanz dons Tight Black Swim Trunks and NOTHING ELSE but a Duck Face. He’s Hilarious, Very Tiny (Only 0.8″ Long), and comes attached to a 18″ Old Brass Chain… Will you let him do the Breast Stroke? “GULP!”
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Tiny Swimmer Handsome Hanz Necklace
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Panda Pendant
“What’s black, white, black, white, black, white?” “A panda rolling down a hill.” “What’s black and white and red all over?” “A panda in a blender.” “What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?” “A panda that’s…
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Sushi Necklace
You know what I like about Sushi? Nothing! You know what I like about this Necklace? Everything! It’s Fake Sushi that looks just like the Real thing! Created out of Hard Plastic, you can almost Smell the Raw Fishy…
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Halloween Pumpkin Witch Bracelet
Clink Clink Clink… That’s not the Ghostly Sounds of Chains in the Attic… It’s the Bracelet on your Wrist. For this Very Cool and Colorful Charm Bracelet is Talking to the Spirits… Of Halloween! Spooky Fun 30 Charms, Pumpkins,…
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Skeleton Heart Hands Necklace
“What do you Call Skeletons who Sleep Late?” “Lazy Bones!” HA! This is Gothic Love if I’ve ever seen it. Bony Skeleton Hands forming a Heart Shape and Hanging from a Chain Link Necklace. “I Heart You” is such…
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Guillotine Blade Earrings
These Gothic Earrings are Stunning and Chilling at the same time. They are Gracefully Dangle down your Ears and make quite a Statement. It almost makes you want to live an Aristocratic Life! Whoooosh! Klunk! Not anymore!
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Pink Caterpillar Fake Plugs
These are Cute, these are Bright Pink, these are Caterpillars that Crawl out of your Ear. For they’re Fake Plugs (really just Earrings), and they are FUN FUN FUN! Handmade Creepy Crawling Caterpillar’s, made with Big Happy Eyes, it’s…
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