Toilet Paper for your Neck!
Ever have that day where you just feel like S**T? Well, put this Toilet Paper Necklace on and I'm sure it will lift your Spirits (and your Bum)... “I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole!"
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Darth Vader Wedding Band
Oh Totally Bad-Ass! WOW! One of the Coolest, Geekiest Wedding Bands I’ve ever seen. And I’m Drooling! Featuring a Star Wars Wedding Band Inspired by none other than Darth Vader himself. Hand Crafted out of 14k Gold, this Black…
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Dragon Eye Steel Ring
This is a Bad Ass Ring. It’s a Dragon’s Eye Ring (okay, okay, it’s really a Very Cool Tiger’s Eye) that’s set into a Dragon Skin Stainless Steel Ring with CLAWS! Talk about AWESOME! With the Engraved Words in…
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Yao Ming Meme Watch
LMAO! It’s the Yao Ming Meme Watch! HA HA! Based off a Stillshot Photograph of Yao Ming Captured from a Post-Game Press Conference in May 2009, this Hand Drawn MEME went VIRAL FAST! What Time is it? Who Cares,…
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Owl in a Bobble Hat Cufflinks
“Why?” I say “WHY NOT?” Owl’s are Cute, Charming, filled with Personality and HUGE EYES! Just like these Adorable Cufflinks Featuring Owls with Colorful Yellow and Red Bobble Hats. They’re just the thing your French Cuffs need… A HOOT!…
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Leather Face Ring
SICK SICK SICK! I love it… Talk about one Crazy Creepy Ring. It’s Leather Face, straight out of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre… Frightening Mask, Stitched and Sewn, with Gaping Eye Holes and Mouth… What a Haunting Ring indeed. Hand…
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Charlie Sheen Winning Cufflinks
“Winning, Anyone? Rhymes with Winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be US! Sorry, Man, didn’t make the Rules. Oops!” “I’m Not Bipolar, But Bi-Winning!” “I have Cleansed Myself. I Closed my Eyes and in a Nanosecond, I Cured Myself… It’s…