Toilet Seat Earrings
Oh, the last time you had your Head so close to a Toilet Seat, was College Exams and that Bottle of Vodka… Just saying. And now, you can be close to the Throne everyday. For these Incredibly Fun Stud Earrings are Toilet Seat Covers and boy are they a Hoot. 3D Printed White Seats, Made out of White Nylon Plastic, Fastened to a Hypoallergenic Post which PLOP through your Ears. Adorable, Cute, and just think of the Conversations…
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Funny Toilet Seat Stud Post Earrings
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Bacon Egg Earrings
I’d like some Bacon and Egg Earring Please. Over Easy. Crispy on the Sides… of your face! Great Earrings that will make you dangle and drool. :)
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Keep Calm and Carry On Cufflinks
“Keep Calm and Carry On” was Originally a Motivational Poster Produced by the British Government in 1939. Now it’s a widely used Meme (featured highly on “The Chive”). You see these types of Posters EVERYWHERE… And NOW, even on…
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Bone Pendant Necklace
WOW OH WOW! Just look at this Ultra-Cool Creepy Pendant! It’s a Square Frame holding 3 BONES on a Red Background! CHILLING! What a Great Necklace to Wear! (Made by Funeral Attire no doubt!) :)
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Trailer Trash Cufflinks
“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…
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Spinner Barbell Tongue Ring
Where the Hell have I been? I didn’t even know things like this existed… But they do, and they are COOL! It’s a Tongue Barbell, that has Spinner Steel Balls on the Side… WOW! JUST WOW!
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Graveyard Dirt Bottle Necklace
Fuuuuuuu…. This Bottle Necklace is enough to give you Nightmares! Literally! It’s a Tiny Bottle Necklace that is filled with Graveyard DIRT! Scarrrrrry! Voodoo Magic, Dark Spells, Creepy Crawly… I’m down with it. It’s a Great Spooky type of…
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