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Genuine Shark Teeth Cufflinks
Sharks have been around for over 400 Million Years. They Travel up to 40 MPH. They are covered in Sharp, Tooth-Like Scales called Denticles. They Swim a Figure Eight when Frightened. And, Baby Sharks are called Pups! But did…
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The Shining Room 237 Earrings
NICE!!!!!!! Here, Hold my Beer, I’m going to take a BATH… FOREVER! Muah ha ha ha ha ha! It’s Room 237 Hotel Keys Ripped Right from Stephen King’s “The Shining”, and boy are they Bloody Cool. Looking just like…
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Space Invaders Cufflinks
“Pew Pew Pew!!!” That’s me playing Space Invaders (and Dying Horribly). Space Invaders is an Arcade Video Game created by Tomohiro Nishikado and Released in 1978, and it’s still one of the Best Games ever Created. So Honor that…
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Poop Emoji Ear Plugs
There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono…
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Stars And Stripes Charm Bracelet
It’s the Ultimate Patriotic Charm Bracelet… Featuring all that Red, White, and Blue. Flags, Stars, Liberty Bell, USA, The Statue of Liberty, Engraved Charms, Genuine Swarovski Crystals, and even an Eagle! All Glistening with 24K-Gold Plate and Blinging like…
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Goldfish Cracker Earrings
Goldfish Crackers are Cute Fish-Shaped Crackers that are Manufactured by Pepperidge Farm. They are Bright Orange with an Imprint of an Eye and a Smile. They’re Irresistible! “The Snack That Smiles Back!” Looking like Real Cheddar Fishies, these 1″…












