Twerk Hoop Earrings
Twerking is a Type of Dancing in which an Individual, usually a Female, Dances to Music in a Sexually Provocative Manner involving Thrusting Hip Movements and a Low Squatting Stance (with your Tongue out)… In other words: Miley Cyrus! HA! And these TWERK Earrings are just what the #1 Misfit ordered!
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Gold TWERK Earrings
I can just see these TWERK Earrings Banging off your Head as you do your Shake, Rattle and Roll. HA! Twerk your Ass off with these Funny Hoops, made out of Gold Plated Base Metal, with Big BOLD Letters Reading "TWERK". I say Wear them Well, Bend Over and Twerk it like you Mean it! Oh and... "Miley Cyrus is Releasing a New Fragrance called "Twerk"... its just Billy Ray's Tears in a Bottle!" HA HA! Feel me?
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Ring of Protection
The Rogue leaped out from his hiding Spot and caught the Manbearpig full-on, hitting him with Four Power Sledgehammer Attacks in the Surprise Oust. The Rogue wound up Ping-Ponging Back and Forth between the Wall and the Attacker until…
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Harry Potter Wand Cuff Bracelet
“Alarte Ascendare”, “Arresto Momentum”, “Bombarda Maxima”, “Carpe Retractum”, “Expelliarmus”, “Finite Incantatem”, “Inanimatus Conjurus”, “Locomotor Wibbly”, “Oculus Reparo”, “Peskipiksi Pesternomi”, “Tarantallegra”… I think that all means: Buy this Bracelet. Right? It’s a Hypoallergenic Harry Potter Bracelet Shaped just like his…
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Red Eye Skull Nipple Rings
You know, it’s Halloween Time… Even your Nipples need Scaring! Right? And with these Creepy Ghouly Skulls, your Chest will never feel so Frightful. Featuring Skulls with Red Gem Eyes, sticking on either side of your Nipples… it’s a…
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Antiqued Snake Pendant
Snakes are Elongated, Legless, Carnivorous Reptiles that can be Distinguished from Legless Lizards by their lack of Eyelids and External Ears. They are covered in overlapping Scales, and are found on every Continent except Antarctica! With over 3,400 Species,…
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BBQ Timing Watch
What a Really Great Idea from Kickstarter… It’s a Wrist Watch that’s not only COOL to Look at, with Impressive Black and Red Coloring that’s very Eye-Catching, but it’s Functional as well. It’s a BBQ Watch called the GrillTimer,…
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Black Steel Watch Cuff Links
Functional Watches, made of Black Stainless Steel, that you wear on your sleeves. Cool Cufflinks that know what time it is!
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