Gold TWERK Earrings
I can just see these TWERK Earrings Banging off your Head as you do your Shake, Rattle and Roll. HA! Twerk your Ass off with these Funny Hoops, made out of Gold Plated Base Metal, with Big BOLD Letters Reading "TWERK". I say Wear them Well, Bend Over and Twerk it like you Mean it! Oh and... "Miley Cyrus is Releasing a New Fragrance called "Twerk"... its just Billy Ray's Tears in a Bottle!" HA HA! Feel me?
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Pepperoni Pot Pin
420 PP Time… That’s Cannabis and Pizza. Right? A Unique Twist on the Pot Leaf, is this Colorful Pepperoni Pizza Pot Leaf. A Fun Brooch Lapel Pin that will Raise a Few Eyebrows (and Smiles) no doubt. 1 Inch…
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Walking Zombies Necklace
When you wear this Necklace, you’ll need a limp, a lunge, and a couple of crooked hands… Just saying! After all, it is the Walking Zombie Area!
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Lost Time Sliding Dial Watch
Losing track of time? Don’t care what time it is? Well, this Women’s Lost Time Sliding Dial Watch, might be just the Wrist Watch you need… With a Crazy Analog Display (Askew and Off-Kilter), a Quartz Movement with a…
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Epic Fail Ear Plugs
LMAO! I need these… They are Epic Fail Ear Plugs that are really to the point. Epic Fail is a complete and Total Failure when Success should have been reasonably easy to attain! It is the Highest form of…
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Goon Face Ski Mask Pendant
The last time I wore a Ski Mask was when I was 8 and my Parents had a Snowmobile. But NOW… I can Wear it anytime I Want, with this Iced-Out BLINGING Black Rhodium Ski-Mask full of Cubic Zirconia…
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Hot Flame Ring
“Hot Thing, Barely 21, Hot Thing, Looking 4 Big Fun, Hot Thing, What’s Your Fantasy? Do U Wanna Play With Me?…” Oh wait… That’s HOT THING, and NOT Hot Ring! HA! My bad… This Hot Flame Ring is Beautiful,…