Paracord Survival Bracelet
Paracord is a Lightweight Nylon Rope originally used in Parachute Cord. Paracord can Support your Weight and Save your Life! Now you can carry this Utility Cord with you in Bracelet Form, so in a Pinch, it’s right there where you need it!
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The Bracelet that could Save your Life!
There are many Copies in the Civilian Market of Paracord Cord, but real Military Grade Cord is Designated MIL-C-5040 Type III and rated for 550 Pounds. This Parachute Cord is the REAL DEAL. It's Durable, has 7 Inner Yarns, and can Help you in the most Dire of Circumstances! Look at it as a Guarantee that you'll have 10+ Feet of Survival Rope at all times! Uses: Tent or Pole Support, Clothes Line, Tow Line, Tarp Tie Down, Pack Strap, Shoe Lace, Garden Lines, Fire Bow, Lanyard, Survival Kit, Knife Wrap, and Lifeline. While the most inner Lines could be used for: Sewing, Fishing, Trapping-Snares, Dental Floss, Emergency Stitches... See, Hunters, Campers, Hikers, Naturalists, Explorers, you name it, could benefit from carrying around a Bracelet like this! Pick one up TODAY!
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Human Teeth Bracelet
“Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Yellow, when she Smiles on the Street, Cars slow down!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Big, her Dentist charges her by the Tooth!” “Yo’ Mama’s Teeth are so Ugly, she got pulled over for…
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Unicorn Poops and Vomits Watch
Well this Wrist Watch takes the Cake… A Rainbow Colored Cake… HA! It’s a Unicorn Watch, but not just any Unicorn, it’s a Pooping Rainbows Unicorn that’s Throwing Up! HA! My first Response is WTF? My second is “What…
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Chill Pill Enamel Pin
Chill… Chill Daddy! It’s an enamel pin that everyone across the country can use. A Chill Pill. Seriously! A fun and colorful enamel pin, featuring orange and blue enamel, trimmed in silver tone, and reading a frantic, bent, CHILL….
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Barb Wire Stackable Ring
These Barb Wire Rings are COOL! Constructed with Points along the Strand of Metal, this Ring is Secure and PUNK. It may not be a Fortification in Trench Warfare (Wire Obstacle), but it will look Sweet on your Finger!…
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Combo Pizza Slice Earrings
“How do you Fix a Broken Pizza?” “With Tomato Paste!” “What do you Call a Sleeping Pizza?” “PiZZZZZZa!” “What’s the Difference between a Redneck and a Large Pepperoni Pizza?” “A Large Pepperoni Pizza can feed a Family of Four!”…
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#Sharkweek Shark Attack Earrings
Hold onto your Butts… It’s #Sharkweek 2018! Starting tonight (get your Recorders ready), the Discovery Channel has 22 BRAND NEW Shark Shows that will make everyone Hungry! Set your TV’s, Grab your Remotes, Sit back and Relax, it’s #Sharkweek,…
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