The Bracelet that could Save your Life!
There are many Copies in the Civilian Market of Paracord Cord, but real Military Grade Cord is Designated MIL-C-5040 Type III and rated for 550 Pounds. This Parachute Cord is the REAL DEAL. It's Durable, has 7 Inner Yarns, and can Help you in the most Dire of Circumstances! Look at it as a Guarantee that you'll have 10+ Feet of Survival Rope at all times! Uses: Tent or Pole Support, Clothes Line, Tow Line, Tarp Tie Down, Pack Strap, Shoe Lace, Garden Lines, Fire Bow, Lanyard, Survival Kit, Knife Wrap, and Lifeline. While the most inner Lines could be used for: Sewing, Fishing, Trapping-Snares, Dental Floss, Emergency Stitches... See, Hunters, Campers, Hikers, Naturalists, Explorers, you name it, could benefit from carrying around a Bracelet like this! Pick one up TODAY!
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April Fool’s Day Dangle Earrings
Jokes on you, these are REAL Earrings, Ideal for the First of April… April Fool’s Day Dangle Earrings with a Fun Colorful Joker holding a sign reading “APRIL FOOL”. Not to mention his Fish Stick and the “KICK ME…
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Dinner Roll Earrings
“What does bread do after baking?” “Loaf around!” HA! Just like you with these Fun Bread Roll Earrings… Cute Dinner Rolls that really look Authentic… Fresh Bread, Dangling from your Ears, and hey, NO MOLD! (I hope) Made out…
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Dichroic Bubbles Ring
This Ring looks just like Bubble Wrap… Bubble wrap is a Pliable Transparent Plastic Material commonly used for Packing Fragile Items. Regularly Spaced, Protruding Air-Filled Hemispheres (Bubbles) Provide Cushioning and FUN Popping! :) But these Bubbles YOU CAN NOT…
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Dog Poop Earrings
Well, these Earrings take the Cake. The Poo Cake that is! Turd Shaped Dog Poop Earrings that will make your Ears look like S**t! Bad Dog Owners will LOVE these… Big Steaming Piles of Poo that are Coiled up…
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Chocolate Chip Cookies Ring
You know what’s Better than a Tray of Chocolate Chip Cookies? NOTHING! I LOVE Chocolate Chips… Fresh and Hot outta the Oven… TO DIE FOR! And so this Tray of Crunchy Cookies is right up my Alley. It’s a…