The Bracelet that could Save your Life!
There are many Copies in the Civilian Market of Paracord Cord, but real Military Grade Cord is Designated MIL-C-5040 Type III and rated for 550 Pounds. This Parachute Cord is the REAL DEAL. It's Durable, has 7 Inner Yarns, and can Help you in the most Dire of Circumstances! Look at it as a Guarantee that you'll have 10+ Feet of Survival Rope at all times! Uses: Tent or Pole Support, Clothes Line, Tow Line, Tarp Tie Down, Pack Strap, Shoe Lace, Garden Lines, Fire Bow, Lanyard, Survival Kit, Knife Wrap, and Lifeline. While the most inner Lines could be used for: Sewing, Fishing, Trapping-Snares, Dental Floss, Emergency Stitches... See, Hunters, Campers, Hikers, Naturalists, Explorers, you name it, could benefit from carrying around a Bracelet like this! Pick one up TODAY!
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Ghost Poop Charm
LMAO! No better way to Celebrate Halloween, then with a Cute Funny Ghost Turd! Right? And this Charm is the Icing on the Cake, for it’s a Ghost Poop Charm, with a Smiling Face, Rosy Cheeks, and Swirled just…
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Butthole Sphincter Pendant
LMAO! You’re winking at me… Really! It’s the funniest pendant you’ll pucker at, a butthole pendant that looks just like a tight balloon knot. HAHAHAHA! Handcrafted out of 3D Sculpted Zinc, with an Antique Gold Plating, this pendant is…
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Magic Trick Magnetic Ring
This is a Ring Everyone could use… Not just Magicians! It’s a Magic Ring that’s not only a Strong Magnet (and can be used Wildly for tons of Magic Tricks), but it also has a very Reflective Mirror-Like Finish…
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Dragon Claw Eyeball Ring
Such a Cool, Different, Stainless Steel Ring. The Eyeball is Awesome and the Dragon Claw is Fierce! Comes in Ring Sizes 8-15. Buy TWO and it’ll turn your hand into a FACE! SWEET!
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Red Devilish Nipple Shield
You Little Mischief You! You know who you are… And you deserve to get your Nipple this Devil of a Shield! It’s a Red Devilish Shield with Horns, a Tail, and a Pitchfork that goes right through your Nipple!…
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Crocodile Head Ring
Highly Detailed Crocodile Head that CHOMPS on your Hand! Slide your Finger into the Jaws of the Beast and it looks AWESOME on your Skin! You’ll get tons of Reactions! Great Fun! Very Cool!












