Two in the Pink, One in the Stink Cufflinks
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Sloth Ring
Why are you always slothing around? Oh… Because you’re a Sloth Lover! And who wouldn’t be with this furry little critter on your finger. It hugs your finger and follows you everywhere. “Ahhhhh it’s so Cute!”
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Tattoo Your Monkey Belly Ring
LOL This Logo Belly Button Ring Reads “Tattoo Your Monkey”. It makes me Think of one thing… This Monkey Joke: A Father took his Children to the Zoo to see the Monkeys. Unfortunately, it was Mating Time and the…
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Lay’s Potato Chip Cufflinks
“What do you get when you drop your potato chips on the couch?” “A couch potato!” HA! There are worse potato chip jokes… Trust me! But also know, these chip are FAT FREE! Cute miniature potato chip bags that…
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Divorced Ring
“Why is Divorce so Expensive?” “Because it’s Worth it!” “If Marriage is Grand what is Divorce?” “Ten Grand!” “Have you Heard of the New Divorced Barbie Doll?” “She Comes with all of Ken’s Stuff!” HA! Divorce is FUN isn’t…
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Archangel Uriel Sigil Amulet Bracelet
Want some Magical Powers? How about an Amulet Bracelet with Red Jasper and the Sign of the the Archangel Uriel (God is my Light)? The Sigil of the Archangel Uriel is used to Invoke Knowledge of Science, Physics, and…
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Creepy Meat Necklace
I’ve seen this Meat before… It was after a Wild Night of Boozing and Eating Two-Day Old Pizza… I Vaguely Remember seeing that Bloated Mess with Eyeballs After I Barfed… It was looking right at me…. Just like this…