Moby Dick Belly Ring
Moby Dick is a Novel by Herman Melville, about Captain Ahab getting Revenge on Moby Dick, a Huge White Whale who Previously Destroyed his Ship and Severed his Leg. Good thing he still has a Belly, because this Moby Dick Belly Ring is Fierce. 14 Gauge, Surgical Stainless Steel, with a Hinged Mouth and a Little Man inside, HA, it’s all Fun and Games! GULP! :)
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Moby Dick Hinge Mouth Belly Button Navel Ring
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The Final Kraut Down Burger Watch
This Bob’s Burgers Watch will tell you when it’s time for the Next Episode. Or your 4:30 Meeting. Yeah. Your 4:30. The Digital Watch Face decorated by Flying Hamburgers is protected by a Flip-up Hamburger. The Band features the…
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Ring in a Soap
LMAO! This Crazy Product is SoapDiamond… What is Soap Diamond? It’s a Bar of Pink Antibacterial Fresh Scent Soap, Shaped like a Heart, that Features a Ring inside Worth anywhere from $5.00 to $500. That’s INSANE! But you know…
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Circle Design Wood Plug
This Wood Plug is Sheer Beauty! Just Look at all the Different Textures and Wood Grain of the Awesome Circle Design Ear Plug. Made from Organic Woods, this Plug will ROCK your Ears! Very Stylish, Rich, Smooth, and Sleek!
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Fake Diamond Necklace
LMAO! This Diamond Pendant is 25mm Wide… Do you know how BIG of a Carat Weight that would be if it were REAL? Only around 13 Carats… HA! That’s HUGE! But NOW, you can get that Mucho Grande Look…
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Goopy Eyeball Earrings
I would Scream if I could see… For it’s the Grossest Earrings on Earth. Goopy Eyeball Earrings that look like they’ve been Torn from a Zombie’s Head. Lovely! Bloody, Gooey, Drippy, Wet… Makes you Hungry, doesn’t it? Fun Earrings,…
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Bloody Scissor Earrings
Uhh, you got a little BLOOD on your Ears… These AWESOME Earrings will make everyone think twice about approaching you. Bloody Scissors Dangling from your Lobes. HOW COOL IS THAT! SNIP SNIP!
