Underwear Stud Earrings
Let’s face it, we can’t all be Tom Cruise wearing Sunglasses, Dancing around in our Underwear (Risky Business)… Oh wait, we can! Because these Underwear, are Earring Studs, and it’ll make you Dance and Sing that “Old Time Rock ‘n’ Roll”… For they’re Whitey Tighties and made for your Ear Lobes! 1/2” in Diameter, Sealed with Resin, Lightweight, Hypoallergenic Posts… “Just take those Old Records off the Shelf…”
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Underwear Whitey Tighties Stud Earrings
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Telescope Pendant
This most Awesome Pocket Sized Scope is made of Brass and has a Pendant Ring to go on a Necklace. This is a REAL Working Telescope that’s so COOL you’ll wish it came with a Pirate Ship! Arrrrgh!
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Health Mana Magic Counter Ring
Bring on the tournament gaming… Easily count your health, mana, hit points, life… Any critical points you want to keep track of with just one twist of the ring. With two spinning sets of numbers you can go from…
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Memorial Pendant
OMG! What a Cool Creepy Pendant! This Pendant is not only a Smooth Cylinder, but it GLOWS-IN-THE-DARK… And… And… It holds your Cremation Ashes! GAWD! Carry the Dead around, and let them GLOW!
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Monkey Around Tunnel Plug
“How do you Catch a Monkey?” “Climb a Tree and Act like a Banana!” “How do Monkeys get Down the Stairs?” “They Slide Down the Banana-ster!” “What Side of a Monkey has More Hair?” “The Outside!” :) Okay enough…
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CZ Squirrel Nut Necklace
LMAO! Awwwwwww! You can’t get any more Adorable than a Squirrel (Okay, Chipmunks have them Beat), but this Squirrel Necklace is a Treat. Really. For it’s a Blinging CZ Squirrel, with Rose Gold Tone Tail and a Darling Little…
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Chinese Takeout Dangle Earrings
Chinese Food to go $15. Gas to pick it up $1.50. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of the containers…. Riceless! It went to the Wong Customer… (Joke from Reddit) But with these Chinese Food Takeout Earrings, you’ll…
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