This Book Contains Many Secrets!
I LOVE a Good Vampire Poem... And this Poem just sucks me in. Inside the Book are Engravings which are part of "The Giaour" (a Poem by Lord Byron first published in 1813) that reads: "But first, on Earth as Vampire sent, Thy Corpse shall from its Tomb be rent: Then Ghastly Haunt thy native place, And Suck the Blood of all thy Race; There from thy Daughter, Sister, Wife, At Midnight Drain the Stream of Life; Yet loathe the Banquet which Perforce Must Feed thy livid living Corpse: Thy Victims ere they yet Expire Shall know the Demon for their Sire, As Cursing thee, thou Cursing them, Thy Flowers are withered on the Stem." Talk about Creepy AND Cool! I Love it! :)
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Coca-Cola Bottle Cap Pendant
Coco-Cola Collectors take note… This is a Pendant for YOU! Handcrafted in Solid Sterling Silver with Dazzling Crystals and Rich Enamel Accents, this Necklace Celebrates 125 Years of Coke. It’s Beautiful, and quite Refreshing! :)
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Cheese Baby Challenge Enamel Pin
LMAO! Humanity is Doomed… (Which is why Cards Against Humanity is the #1 Best Seller on Amazon), and it’s also why the Cheese Slap Challenge went Viral… It’s Insane. Cheese Slap, also known as Cheesing and the Cheese Challenge,…
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Funny Love Mouse Charm
HA! Look at this ADORABLE Charm Bead! It’s So CUTE! Featuring a Smiling Mouse, with Bright Red Cheeks, and holding up a Red Heart that reads: Funny Love! Isn’t that what Love really is… A Joke? Oh, no, wait…
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Walnut Watch
This is a STUNNING Watch! Very Sharp, Very Masculine, Very Revolutionary! The Round Walnut Wood Dial features Eclipse-Like Shapes that Display the Time! With this Watch, you’ll get TONS of Compliments! So Cool!
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Stan Lee Excelsior Tribute Necklace
Stan Lee Created Universes… He Touched everyone with his Marvel Characters that Shaped Childhoods and made us look to the Sky… It’s Sad to see that he’s gone. Everyone Loved Stan. And so, to Pay your Honors, Remembrance, a…
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Rat Fetus Ear Plug
“Oh what do I have for Dinner??? Hmmmm…” Because this Rat Fetus Ear Plug has certainly made me hungry. Such a Darling Cute Thing… Hairless, Pink, Curled up in Snug Little Ball… And Stuffed in your Hole, no doubt….












