This Book Contains Many Secrets!
I LOVE a Good Vampire Poem... And this Poem just sucks me in. Inside the Book are Engravings which are part of "The Giaour" (a Poem by Lord Byron first published in 1813) that reads: "But first, on Earth as Vampire sent, Thy Corpse shall from its Tomb be rent: Then Ghastly Haunt thy native place, And Suck the Blood of all thy Race; There from thy Daughter, Sister, Wife, At Midnight Drain the Stream of Life; Yet loathe the Banquet which Perforce Must Feed thy livid living Corpse: Thy Victims ere they yet Expire Shall know the Demon for their Sire, As Cursing thee, thou Cursing them, Thy Flowers are withered on the Stem." Talk about Creepy AND Cool! I Love it! :)
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My Butt Hurts Watch
LMAO! Perfect for Easter coming up, it’s the Funny Chocolate Bunnies saying “My Butt Hurts” (From the Big Fat Bite taken out of his Ass), and the Classic Reply “What?” (Someone Bit off his Ears)! HA! Sure to make…
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Create Your Own Charm Bracelet
WHat a Great Idea! It’s a Create your own Charm Bracelet (that’ll look just like a $1500 Pandora Bracelet), and you can Choose 11 Charms of your liking (from 50 Different Charms), and you also get ONE FREE PERSONALIZED…
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Hello Kitty Ring
I LOVE Hello Kitty… Okay, I’m kidding, but I do know of someone who’s NUTS over HER! And boy would she LOVE this Ring, especially when there’s Gemstones covering it’s face! It really is Cute, Gold Nose and all!…
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Here For The Beer Cufflinks
HA! If this isn’t true… Why do most people go to Weddings? Beer, Wine, Wedding Cake, and oh yeah, the Bride and Groom! :) And so, to Honor all those Wedding Day Blues, Break out the Cheesy Cufflinks. Funny…
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Jason Voorhees Necklaces
Friday The 13th… Cha Cha Chaa! Jason VoorHees… Cha Cha Chaa! Hockey Mask Pendants… Ch Ch Ch Ah Ah Ah! It’s Friday the 13th Today, and Today is a Good Day to Bring a Little Scare, some Horror, some…
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Anti-Cheating Ring
This Wedding Ring is for people intent on Cheating! The negative Engraving on the inside leaves a mark on your skin that says “I’m Married” when your ring is off! Tisk Tisk!












