Vampire Fang Bite Me Ring
What a Clean Work of Art. This Piece is Created out of whatever Metal you Desire: Sterling Silver, 14 Karat Gold, Palladium, Platinum (Hence the + on Price), and the Gemstones are 1.00 Carat Total Weight Real Diamonds! Plus, the Red Gem can be ordered in Genuine Ruby, or Created Ruby as well (I prefer Created because it's Brighter and Redder than a Real Ruby). If you're a Vampire Fan, Buy yourself some Fangs and Bite Me in Luxury! :)
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Chocolate Cufflinks
Beautiful! I think I’m Drooling now… You may have Tons of Girls Chasing you once you put these Delicious Looking Cufflinks on your Sleeves. Featuring Two Scrumptious Chocolate Square Bars, these Cufflinks look so Realistic, you may even take…
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Chinese Takeout Dangle Earrings
Chinese Food to go $15. Gas to pick it up $1.50. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of the containers…. Riceless! It went to the Wong Customer… (Joke from Reddit) But with these Chinese Food Takeout Earrings, you’ll…
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Hot Hamburger Ear Plug
“What did the Hamburger say to the other Hamburger in the Bathroom?” “I Musturd!” “What did the Hamburger say to the Pickle?” “You’re Dill-icious!” “Did you hear about the Hamburger who couldn’t stop making Jokes?” “He was on a…
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April Fool’s Day Dangle Earrings
Jokes on you, these are REAL Earrings, Ideal for the First of April… April Fool’s Day Dangle Earrings with a Fun Colorful Joker holding a sign reading “APRIL FOOL”. Not to mention his Fish Stick and the “KICK ME…
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Creepy Real Spider Ear Plugs
Want to Scare everyone away? Stick these Real Spiders in your Ears and they’ll Vacate the Premises. They’re Real DEAD Spiders (found in the home, YUCK) that have been Permanently Sealed inside Awesome Ear Plugs. Two Spiders, 6mm, 2G…
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Comic Book Bracelet
This most Fascinating Cuff Style Bracelet Features Hand Rolled Paper Beads made from “The Dandy Annual,” which is a long running British Comic Book. Measuring 7 1/2″, this Bracelet is Flexible AND FUN!












