Vintage Mickey Mouse Ring With Googly Eyes
Oh man... "Why did Mickey Mouse Cross the Road?" "...He didn't. He never made it! He was Hit by a Mac Truck!" Ha ha ha! Dang... This Ring is Marked "Walt Disney Productions" on the back. So it's REAL all right... But those LIPS! WOW! Size 6ish, Terribly out of Shape, and WTF Enamel... HA! I really can't Stop Laughing. Mickey Fans... You're Gonna Want This! :)
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Han Solo Diamond Pendant
Are you as GEEKED as I am about Harrison Ford, a.k.a. Han Solo, Returning to the New Star Wars Movie coming out this Year? I can’t contain my Excitement… And just like this Kick Ass Pendant, it’s Exciting too!…
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Robot Transformer Wrist Watch
This Wrist Watch is FUNNNNN! It’s a Transformer Wrist Watch that’s Kick-Ass Cool. A Transformer Watch that’s Transforms from a Sweet Robot into a Sports Watch. It doesn’t get any better than that. Ideal for Kids and Adults. It…
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Crocodile Head Ring
Highly Detailed Crocodile Head that CHOMPS on your Hand! Slide your Finger into the Jaws of the Beast and it looks AWESOME on your Skin! You’ll get tons of Reactions! Great Fun! Very Cool!
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Eyeball Cufflinks
A Man went to an Eye Specialist to get his Eyes Tested and asked the Doctor, “Will I be able to Read after Wearing Glasses?” “Yes, of Course,” said the Doctor, “No Problems at all!” “Oh! How Nice,” Replied…
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Autopsy Necklace
“OMG!!!” That’s probably the Reaction you’ll get when you Wear this Necklace… Unless you work in the Morgue! :) Post-Mortem Examination can now be done Close-Up and on your NECK! SWEEEEEET!
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White Trash Nipple Ring
LMAO! You know you’re White Trash when the Halloween Pumpkin on your Front Porch has more Teeth than you. You know you’re White Trash when you’ve been Married Three Times and still have the same in-laws! HA! If this…












