32mm Crocodile Wood Shark Tunnel Plug
I LOVE pieces of Jewelry that will make People Stop and take a Closer look, and these Shark Ear Plugs will do just that. These 32mm Tunnel Plugs are Handcarved from Organic Crocodile Wood, and Sold Individually... So if you want a Balanced Sealife... Buy Two! That way, Nothing's Safe in the Water! :)
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Gun Control Earrings
A lot can be said with these Cool Dangle Drop Earrings… Gun Control. Whether you want to just Limit them, or Abolish them, these Earrings make a Bold Statement on where you stand. Featuring 1.5″ Round White Discs with…
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Botched Ecce Homo Necklace
Remember when your Mother gave you a Perm and you Cried for Months? Well, that’s what this Pendant makes me think of. Crying! It’s the Famous Botched Face of the Ecce Homo (Restored JESUS Fresco Painting), that has turned…
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Hello My Name Is Ear Plugs
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I LOVE these Ear Plugs! The just make me Laugh My Ass Off! Really! Ear Plugs that have the Standard Name Tag Message: “Hello My Name Is…”, followed by an even…
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Bloody Doll Arm Pendant
SICK SICK SICK SICK! I LOVE IT! It’s the Most Gory Pendant you’ll ever wear… For it’s a Bloody Arm, Muscles, Tendons, BONE… All Dangling and Shredded from a Crazy Mutilated Shoulder. Doll Fingers Twisted, a Short Stubby Thumb……
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I’m With Stupid Belly Ring
“Yo Momma so Stupid she Called me, then asked for my Phone Number!” “She’s so Stupid she thought a Runny Nose was Exercise!” “She’s so Stupid she Watches ‘The Three Stooges’ and takes Notes!” HA… And if She’s Standing…
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Gold Bullion Cufflinks
Talk about classy… And wealthy. Whether it be real, or in the future, everyone wants gold bullion. Tons of it. Gold is the symbol of the rich and famous, so the next time you slide into that tuxedo, the…












