YOLO Belly Ring
You Only Live Once… Unless you’re Mario or Evel Knievel. But at least you can give the impression of living your life to the MAX with this Hip YOLO Belly Ring!
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Belly Navel Ring that Reads YOLO
Featuring a You Only Live Once Belly Ring with Red and White YOLO Logo. This Curved Barbell is made of 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, being 14 Gauge (1.6mm), 7/16" (11mm), and is ULTRA COOL! Get Pierced Today! Live Once FOREVER!
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Eat a D-ck Statement Ring
LOL I actually did LOL when I read this… Talk about making a Statement! It’s the “Eat a D-ck” Ring that will have everyone Gagging… Er, Laughing. You hope! Hand Stamped Ring made of Aluminum that’s Adjustable to Fit…
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Condom Necklace
A Real Un-Lubricated Colored Condom hung from a 27-inch Silver Ball Chain with a LICK ME Charm dangling below. Need I say more? HA! Wear it with Pride! Wear it for FUN! Just Wear it!
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Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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Day of the Dead Cufflinks
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME looking Cufflinks! WOW! Featuring two Dia de los Muertos (Day of the Dead) Skull Cuff Links. Insane Detail. Beautifully Made, Pewter Plated, Antique Silver Finish, LOTS OF COOLNESS!
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Bloody Zombie Gummy Bear Pendant
LMAO! This is Cute… If you like Blood, and Gummy Bears… HA! It’s a Handmade Resin Pendant, that looks just like a Green Gummy Bear. Only a Dead one… For this Bear is Stitched and Bloody and will look…
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…
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