Ebola = The Zombie Virus, Right?
This Dangly Belly Button Ring is made out of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Steel, 3/8" Long Black Banana Barbell with Green Gems looking like Glowing Zombie Eyes! The Zombie Apocalypse is coming... Really... Zombie Awareness Month runs every Year from May 1st to May 31st! So Get your Reeboks Ready! All the Walking Dead Fans will be there... RUNNNNN for your Lives!
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Toilet Paper Crisis Brooch
NICEEEE! Not to make light of the current situation, but this brooch is quite funny. And so real. It’s a brooch that reads: I Survived The Great Toilet Paper Crisis 2020″ HA! Which is crazy and insane, and there’s…
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Handmade Wood Watch
LOVE LOVE LOVE this Skeleton Watch! It’s Cool as Hell! It’s Handmade out of Different Woods like Birch, Box, and Bamboo. Delicately Hand Crafted for over 8 Months… WOW! And it shows too. Just look at the Movement, every…
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Peppermint Candy Ear Plug
LICK LICK LICK! That’s me with Peppermint. I LOVE IT! Did you know that long before Round Mints, Candy Canes, Fudge, Ice Cream and Gum, Peppermint Flavoring was used in Medicine? That’s enough to Cure anyone! And am I…
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Bunnies Diamond Necklace
This is AD-OR-A-BLE! Two Darling Bunny Rabbits, cast in Sterling Silver and 10k Rose Gold… Set with Genuine Diamonds, 1/8th Carat, and suspended from an 18″ Sterling Silver Box Chain with a Lobster Claw Clasp. The Diamond Total Carat…
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Never-Ending Staircase Ring
Sweet! This Escherian Style Inspired Staircase Ring is Gravity Bending for sure. Featuring a Stairwell that Violates the Laws of Physics and Basic Logic by Looping in a Never-Ending Quest, Ascending and Descending, just like the Famous M. C….
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Evil Clown Lapel Pin
YIKES! Holy Crap… IT’s Clown Day Today… The Premier of Stephen King’s IT… And it’s Scary as Hell. Just like this Creepy Ass Clown Pin, the things of Horrors and Nightmares and Red Balloons. A Colorful Enamel Lapel Pin/Brooch…












