Zombie Eyeball Pizza Slice Necklace
What a Great Looking Zombie Eyeball stuck right in the Middle of Green Cheese and some Crazy Squirt of Pink Slime! NICE! (don't ask) Made of Polymer Clay and Glaze, this Pizza Screams to be Eaten... Brains First! Comes on it's own Dark Gunmetal Silver Tone 18" Chain (with Lobster Clasp), so you can Wear it and GRIN! "Wanna Bite?"
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Buttcheeks in a Jar Brooch
LMAO! Your Buttcheeks look so GOOD, I want to take them Everywhere I go! HA! This is probably one of the most Interesting and Craziest Brooch Pins I’ve ever seen… Butt Cheeks Bottled up in a Jar! Now that’s…
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Zombie Cookie Pendant
OMG! I LOVE this Cookie Monster Pendant! HA! It’s too Funny and Cute! It’s a ZOMBIE Cookie with a Snarling Toothy Mouth. How COOL is this? Just imagine Wearing this… All the Comments you’d Receive. That’s Hilarious! Plus, it’s…
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Tribal Skull Ring
This Skull ROCKS! I LOVE all the Neat Tribal Design Etched into the Cranium! Cool and Detailed! Look at those Piercing Green Eyes! The Popping Gold Teeth! The Creepy Nose! Very Very Cool!
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Soccer Field Cufflinks
These Cufflinks are Too Cool! Green Soccer Field Cufflinks, featuring Bright Green Playing Turf, Zone Lines… AND A SOCCER BALL! (Really Just a Metal Ball, but you get the Point!) Fun Stuff! Play Ball!
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Dancing Diamond Puppy Love Pendant
Valentine’s Day is Coming Fast… So get her something she’ll really Cherish: A Dancing Diamond Puppy Paw Pendant. It’s a Pendant, made out of .925 Sterling Silver, where the Diamond actually Moves and Bounces with the Beat of her…
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Anodized Vibrating Nipple Ring
At first I thought these Cool Colorful Nipple Rings were Pill Containers, but NOOOOOOO! They’re Battery Operated Vibrators that Vibrate your Nipples when you Wear them! WOW! That’ll keep you Smiling all Day… Made of Stainless Steel, these Rainbow…












