Zombie Eye Pizza Necklace
“On Second Thought, you can have the Last Slice of Pizza!” :) This is what happens when the Zombie Apocalypse hits the Pizza Delivery Man… ZOMBIE PIZZA! “Hey, who Ordered the EYEBALLS?”
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Zombie Eyeball Pizza Slice Necklace
What a Great Looking Zombie Eyeball stuck right in the Middle of Green Cheese and some Crazy Squirt of Pink Slime! NICE! (don't ask) Made of Polymer Clay and Glaze, this Pizza Screams to be Eaten... Brains First! Comes on it's own Dark Gunmetal Silver Tone 18" Chain (with Lobster Clasp), so you can Wear it and GRIN! "Wanna Bite?"
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Pork and Beans Fart Earrings
Oh these Earrings are Little Stinkers… Funny Cans of Pork and Beans with a Lovely “POOT” Dangling off the Bottom like a Dingleberry. How Cute! Unusual, Clever, Fun, and hey FARTS! Little Paper Wrapped Plastic, Lightweight, with Oxidized Copper…
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Bat Wing Nipple Shield
Bats are Mammals of the order Chiroptera, whose Forelimbs Form Webbed Wings, making them the only Mammals naturally capable of True and Sustained Flight! And they are WICKED COOL! Just look at this Nipple Shield Ring, it’s so Bad…
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…
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Unicorn Vomiting Bracelet
LMAO! Rainbow Puke has been Referenced by the Popular Web Series “Charlie the Unicorn” in a Special Episode Titled “Charlie Teh Unicron Episode 1” uploaded via YouTube. The Scene Spawned a Subset of YouTubePoop Videos that became known as…
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Voodoo Skull Earrings
WOW! These are so bad ass and cool. They are voodoo skulls, that dangle, and are creepy as all get out. And what’s even more incredible–they are made out of plastic. I know, my jaw dropped open too, for…
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Skateboard Ring
SHEER BEAUTY! WOW! I am a Big Fan of Rich Woods and this Ring is SLICK and SWEET! Made out of Reclaimed Skateboards with the Unique Color Combinations of Vibrant Maple Veneer! The Sharp Rows of Orange and Blue…
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