Zombie Eyeball Pizza Slice Necklace
What a Great Looking Zombie Eyeball stuck right in the Middle of Green Cheese and some Crazy Squirt of Pink Slime! NICE! (don't ask) Made of Polymer Clay and Glaze, this Pizza Screams to be Eaten... Brains First! Comes on it's own Dark Gunmetal Silver Tone 18" Chain (with Lobster Clasp), so you can Wear it and GRIN! "Wanna Bite?"
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Thanksgiving Day Earrings
Gobble Gobble… It’s Thanksgiving… A Day full of Breasts and Thighs and Butt… Right? Well, if you’re a Turkey or a Pilgrim, YEP! Because these Thanksgiving Turkey Day Earrings are Bearing it all… A Cute Pilgrim, wearing nothing but…
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Scab Brooch
LMAO! This Brooch made me think of this Old Joke: “Mommy, Mommy! Where did your Scabs go?” “Shut up and Eat your Cornflakes!” Yeah… This Brooch is Handmade out of Wool Felt, Thread, Fabric Glue, DMC Cotton, and comes…
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Hang in There Kitty Charm Bead
I feel like this kitty everyday… It’s the “hang in there” charm bead featuring a cute cat, with green gemstone eyes, hanging from a brown barrell… Pink paws, a long dangly tail that moves… It’s all fun. Unless it’s…
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Baseball and Bat Cross Necklace
Play Ball! It’s a Cross Pendant like something you’ve never seen before: A combination of a Baseball and a Baseball Bat! Very Clever Design, Crafted out of Stainless Steel (Won’t Rust, Tarnish, or Fade, or Turn Colors), Durable, and…
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Creepy Pumpkin Necklace & Earrings
This looks like me in the morning… It’s a Creepy Ass Pumpkin, Demonic Red, with a Frightening Face full of Teeth… Combo Necklace and Earrings Set. Ideal for Halloween, because the Witching Hour is upon us. Made out of…
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Anaconda Nicki Minaj Necklace
“My Anaconda Don’t… My Anaconda Don’t… My Anaconda Don’t Want None Unless You Got Buns Hun… Oh My Gosh, Look At Her Butt, Oh My Gosh, Look At Her Butt…” I know you got your Groove on now! If…












