Scab Brooch
LMAO! This Brooch made me think of this Old Joke: “Mommy, Mommy! Where did your Scabs go?” “Shut up and Eat your Cornflakes!” Yeah… This Brooch is Handmade out of Wool Felt, Thread, Fabric Glue, DMC Cotton, and comes with a Standard Brooch Back. It’s one of those items that will look Perfect with your Wardrobe. Eh? Pick this Scab and Everyone will Scream! :)
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Funny Scab Brooch Pin
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Meteor Shower Wrist Watch
Meteor Showers are Best seen after Midnight. And with this Watch, you’ll never miss a Flurry… For it’s a Meteor Shower Wrist Watch that’s the Coolest Watch Ever. Featuring LED Touch Screen Technology to Tell the Time in Light-Up…
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Telescope Ring
“Hang on a Second, I’m checking out that Babe on the Beach…” You know you’ll use this Ring! Just like Captain Jules and his Useless Box of Oddities and Curiosities, this Telescope/Magnifier will catch everyone’s Eyes… Close up!
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Zombie Cupcake Belly Ring
Nothing would look better on your Dead Body, than a Zombie… Right? And it looks just as SWEET when you’re living… Almost! For this Belly Button Navel Ring is Creepy Good Fun. A Pink and Purple Cupcake… WITH A…
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Dragon Engagement Ring
WOW! Talk about an Incredible Ring! This Engagement Ring is unlike any I’ve ever seen. It’s a Green Dragon holding a Pink Sapphire Gemstone. STUNNING! It’s so Crazy, Different, COOL! I LOVE IT!
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Cow Print Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” “Why did the Cow Cross the Road?” “To Get to the Udder Side!” “What do you call a Cow who works for a Gardener?”…
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Piles of Poop Bracelet
What Sheer Talent… I’ve tried and tried, but I’ve never been able to Create a Curly Cue Pile of Poop! WOW! Just like an Ice Cream Cone, these Brown Piles of Doo-Doo are Glossy, Dangling, and Fun. You do…
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