Zombie Monkey Belly Ring
Oh Geez… It’s a Funny Monkey, Dead, of course! You could probably tell from the Blue Skin Color… But those EYES! Yikes! For it’s an Undead Monkey, Creepy, Cute, Bloody Shot Eyes, Tiny Hat… All Dangling from a 316L Implant Grade Surgical Steel Barbell Equipped with Bright Red Gems. 14 Gauge, 3/8″ in Length, it’s the Ideal Walking Dead for your Lovely Belly Hole. “OOO-OOO!”
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Zombie Monkey Belly Button Navel Ring
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Bat Wings Nipple Rings
I Vant to Bite your Nipp… WHAT? HA! With these Classy Batty Nipple Rings, you may be hearing that a lot. For they’re Creepy Cool, and come as a Set. Two Wings, Vampire Style, made out of Durable 316L…
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Turtle Feet Cufflinks
“Michaelangelo, Wherefore Art Thou Feet?” HA! It’s the Most Interesting Cufflinks you’ll ever Run Across… Run Across with a CAR! :) Because these Cufflinks are made out of Genuine Turtle Feet… Real Turtle Toes and Claws that were Obtained,…
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Star Trek NCC-1701 Watch
Meet the Star Trek Original Series NCC-1701 Wrist Watch. The Face is Etched to look like the Saucer of the U.S.S. Enterprise, and the Strap Features a Red Stripe and a Subtle Star Trek Logo. It’ll keep you Boldly…
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Bookshelf Necklace
“What did one Book say to another?” “I just want to see if we’re on the same Page!” “What sort of People make the Best Bookkeepers?” “The People who Borrow your Books and Never Return Them!” Oh the Book…
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Halloween Fake Ear Plugs
Stores are putting Halloween goods out, candy, costumes, decorations… So why not decorate yourself? Get yourself some Halloween Ear Plugs… Er, excuse me, FAKE Ear Plugs that are Orange and Black and look just like Octopus Tentacles… Creepy, Crazy,…
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Disney’s Frozen Olaf Ring
Hi, everyone. I’m Olaf and I like Warm Hugs! I don’t have a Skull. Or Bones. But I do have a Band! :) Now you can Wear Olaf, Bright and Smiling, on your Finger as you Dance through the…
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