Radioactive Zombie Apocalypse Poop Earrings
If Zombies Pooped Green Silver Poop, then they must be Eating Something Cool! Digging Deeper in the Zombie Poop, I come across a Debate Online about Zombies Pooping that says... "...so long as Zombies ingest matter and gain Nutrition from it, they will have to Excrete it through their Bowels..." Hence: ZOMBIE POO! And these Funny Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream Cone) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a Nice Shine! They Dangle from Ear Wires that are Hypoallergenic, and Nickel Free. Perfect for your Kermit the Frog outfit, Halloween, or if you live near a Nuclear Power Plant. eh?
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Sandwich Stud Earrings
I don’t know how these Wonderful Artists make these, but they sure look GOOD! These Sub Sandwich Earrings look like a Real Sub full of Ham, Cheese, Lettuce, May, and Bun. YUM! Unbelievably Real… Makes me want to Eat……
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Green Eyed Dragon Cufflinks
I LOVE these Cufflinks! How Cool are the Green Dragon Eye Balls? AWESOME! Not only do the Green Eyes look Bad Ass, but the Black Pupils are actually Dragons… Did you notice that? COOL COOL COOL! Set under a…
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Kitty Licking Balloon Pin
OMG… I can’t breath. This Pin is Hysterical. It’s a Kitty Lapel Pin, doing what Kitties do; Licking their butthole. Their Booty. Their Balloon Knot… It’s the Purr-fect Pin to Make everyone Smile and Laugh. Cat Lovers Rejoice… A…
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Jane Doe Toe Tag Necklace
The Names “John Doe” for Men, and “Jane Doe” for Women (Babies are “Baby Doe”, are used as Placeholder Names for a Person whose True Identity is Unknown. Usually referring to a Corpse or Hospital Patient, where the Tag…
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Donald Trump Poop Emoji Pin
Hey, I’m not taking Political Sides here… I’m taking a DUMP! Because this Lapel Pin is the Funniest thing ever. A Turd Emoji, a Big Pile of Poo, in the likeness of the President himself, Donald J. Trump. Made…
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Cat and Tail Stacking Rings
Now these are Ultra-Cute… A Cat Ring… Err, Cat RINGS! Two of them, that Stack! One Ring Featuring a Funny Cat Head, and the other, the Tail! Stack them up, put them together to Form your Feline Friend. Handcrafted…











