Zombie Poop Earrings
LOL Who knew Zombies Pooped? HA HA HA! But I Guess all those Brains have to go somewhere… It’s either Pooping, or Popping outta the Holes in their Stomach and Intestines… Eww! HA! And these Zombie Poop Earrings are too Funny! They’re Radioactive, Green and Glistening! Smells like Aunt May to me…
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Radioactive Zombie Apocalypse Poop Earrings
If Zombies Pooped Green Silver Poop, then they must be Eating Something Cool! Digging Deeper in the Zombie Poop, I come across a Debate Online about Zombies Pooping that says... "...so long as Zombies ingest matter and gain Nutrition from it, they will have to Excrete it through their Bowels..." Hence: ZOMBIE POO! And these Funny Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream Cone) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a Nice Shine! They Dangle from Ear Wires that are Hypoallergenic, and Nickel Free. Perfect for your Kermit the Frog outfit, Halloween, or if you live near a Nuclear Power Plant. eh?
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Tarantula Spider Wrist Watch
Nothing’s Scarier at Halloween… Than a BIG Tarantula Spider on your Arm? Right? And this Wrist Watch, has the BIGGEST, CREEPIEST, HAIRIEST, SPIDER OF ALL! With Orange Legs, a Black Body, and Beady Eyes and Fangs… This Sucker, will…
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Spy vs Spy Ear Plugs
Spy vs Spy (by Mad Magazine) was one of my favorite Cartoons growing up. I LOVED their antics and booby-traps. SO COOL! And now you can show off your fanfare with Spy vs Spy Ear Plugs as well. Who’s…
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Horrifying Tombstone Resin Ring
“The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of forty thousand years, and grizzly ghouls from every tomb, are closing in to seal your doom…” Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Ring… HA! And a Thrill it is. A…
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I Heart Charm Bracelets
What a Great Idea for a Gift… For Ages 8-15, this Bracelet Kit includes 24 Beads, 2 Bracelets, 5 Colors of Magic Air Dry Clay, and a Molding Tool to easily Shape Beads every time. It’s FUN!
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Glow in the Dark Pecker Earrings
LMAO! Stick these in your Ear HOLES! They’re Pecker Earrings that are shaped like, well, Peckers. Make out of PVC, these Dangles (does one dangle lower than the other?) Glow in the Dark, they are Fluorescent, Luminous, and will…
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Snowflake CZ Engagement Ring
Awwwww, what an Adorable Ring! It’s a Snowflake Ring, with Beautiful Blinging CZ’s (Cubic Zirconias) and it’s Twinkling just like the Snow. Glistening, Glimmering, Sparkling… It really is a Beaut. Set in Solid 925 Sterling Silver, this Ring is…
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