Kraken Wood Ear Plug
Oh I Freaking Love it! Kraken Ear Plugs! SWEET! The Kraken is a Legendary Sea Monster of Large Proportions Wildly Popular from the Movie Clash of the Titans. The Kraken is the Pet of Poseidon, and Zeus orders it to Destroy Argos to Punish Acrisius, the King of Argos, from casting his Wife and Perseus into the Sea. Awesome Movie, Great Monster, very Cool Plugs! “Release the Kraken!”
The Colossal Kraken Arang Wood Ear Gauge Plug
Clash of the Titans really brought the Kraken to life, but Pirates of the Caribbean sealed his Fate! And just like these Kick Ass Ear Plugs, somehow the Kraken will live on. Made of Organic Arang Wood, these Kraken Plugs are Sold as a Pair, and Feature Hand Carved Tentacles and an Evil Eye that stares out from your Earlobe. They are Double Flared and come in many different Gauge Sizes. Order a Pair Today, and bring down the Boat Tomorrow! :)
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Realistic Worm Necklace
Earthworms are a Tube-Shaped, Segmented Worm found living in Soil, feeding on Live and Dead Organic Matter. I say “NO! NO! NO!” Big Fat Earth Worms are Disgusting… Without Ketchup! Right? Well, this Slithering Critter Pendant is Realistic Looking…
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8 Naughty Belly Button Rings
Feeling Nasty? (Like Janet Jackson?) Well Feast your Eyes on these… A Set of 8 Belly Button Rings that will take your Belly where it’s never gone before (Just kidding, we all know it has)… 8 Nasty, Naughty, Dirty…
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Easy Street Belly Button Ring
This Sounds like a Bad Sesame Street Parody, but hey, if the Shoe fits… Slip it in and be Merry. For it’s a Street Sign right up Ho Alley. “Easy Street” Sign, Rectangular and Pink, Dangling from a 7/16″…
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Cat Ring Holder
The Rings slip over the Cat’s Long Tail for Safe-Keeping at the Sink, Bureau or Bedside. This Cat holds many Rings at a time (as they Dangle down over the Butt). Very Cute. Makes a Great Gift!
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Dad Boxed Cufflink Set
It’s Father’s Day… So get DAD a Great Gift with these Fun 4 Pairs of Cufflinks Boxed Gift Set. It’s 4 Wonderful Cufflinks Perfect for Dad’s Sleeves, reading: Best Dad in the World, I Love My Dad, and Two…
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Camera Lens Ring
What a Cool Ring! It looks just like a Camera Lens! AWESOME! Made of Lightweight and Durable Black Zirconium, this Ring will certainly Delight any Photography Fans! Now if only I could Focus…
