I'm The Sh*t Ear Plugs
"Hey, there's a Big Pile of Dung on your Ear...!" HA! I'm sure you'll get lots of Great Comments with these Too-Funny Ear Plugs. Made of Acrylic and Featuring a Super-Cute Pictogram, this Poo will have you Smiling Too! Ear Plugs comes in Many Different Gauge Sizes (Hence the + in Price), and they are Sold as a PAIR, so you can have Two Bowel Movements as the same time. SWEET!
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Lovers Kiss Ring
Very, Very COOL! This Ring is so Bad Ass and Beautiful! It’s Incredible just to look at. WOW! A “Lover’s Kiss” Ring featuring Two Star Crossed Lovers, KISSING… In one of the most Awesome Ornate Rings ever. Handmade in…
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Babysitter’s Nightmare Earrings
…NO? Little Junior didn’t know what “NO” meant. Little Junior was a Baby. An Enormous Baby with the Strength of 3 Men. As Susan soon found out… (and so the Description reads!) I say CRAAAAZZY! But still ULTRA Cool!…
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Monster Mummy Bracelet
COOL COOL COOL! WOW! This Bracelet Blows Me Away! Look at this Leather Cuff Bracelet, it’s so AWESOME and SCARY! I Freaking LOVE it! WOW! It’s a Monster Mummy Bracelet with Horrifying White Eyes and Rows of Long Gnarly…
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Bug On Lips Pendant
Well, Yep, that Takes the Cake! Talk about the Ultimate Fright; Eight Legs on Lips. YUCK! Wake up to that and you’ll be Screaming for sure. It’s a Pendant Necklace unlike anything I’ve ever seen before (and Hope to…
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Beer Lover’s Froth Watch
“You know what’s Fun about being Sober?” “Nothing!” “What’s a Man’s Idea of a Balanced Diet?” “A Beer in each Hand!” HA! More? Okay… “What is a Rednecks Last Words?” “HERE, HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!” Bah ha…
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F-Bomb Earrings
This looks like something you’d see right out of The Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner Show… ACME all over again. You can almost hear them Scream “F-IT!” Cute Little F-Bomb Earrings that look like Bombs with a Big…












