I'm The Sh*t Ear Plugs
"Hey, there's a Big Pile of Dung on your Ear...!" HA! I'm sure you'll get lots of Great Comments with these Too-Funny Ear Plugs. Made of Acrylic and Featuring a Super-Cute Pictogram, this Poo will have you Smiling Too! Ear Plugs comes in Many Different Gauge Sizes (Hence the + in Price), and they are Sold as a PAIR, so you can have Two Bowel Movements as the same time. SWEET!
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Nipple Ring
LMAO! Tell someone you have a “Nipple Ring”. When they ask to see it, pull this out! It’s a NIPPLE RING! A Real Nipple Ring… Not a Real Nipple, but a Ring. Get it? HA! Love the Idea, Crazy…
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Whatever Watch
Oh Boy… Whatever! We all feel like that sometimes. It doesn’t matter what the Time really is… It just is! Bleh… And this Whatever Wrist Watch sure sums it up well. The Numbers on the Face of the Watch…
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Ghostbusters Charm Bracelet
“There’s Something very Important I Forgot to Tell you.” “What?” “Don’t Cross the Streams!” I LOVED the Ghostbusters Movie, especially Slimer and The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, and this Bracelet brings it all Home! How Cute! “ZAP!”
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French Fries Ketchup Necklace
This is a Food Group, right? A Food Group all its own… French Fries and Ketchup. YU-UM! Featuring a Realistic Food Necklace that looks just like Real French Fries with a Dollop of Ketchup. Making me Drool now… So…
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Toy Soldier Rocket Ring
Remember playing with those Little Green Men? The 100 Green Plastic Soldiers that came with their own Supportive Free-Standing Base. They would be all over the Floor… and Stepping on one of those was NO FUN! But, this Toy…
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Punk Rock Skeleton Bone Bracelet
What a Kick Ass piece of Gothic Deathrock Jewelry! This Bracelet fits over your hand and slides onto your fingers. It’s Cool, Punk and Adjustable!












