I'm The Sh*t Ear Plugs
"Hey, there's a Big Pile of Dung on your Ear...!" HA! I'm sure you'll get lots of Great Comments with these Too-Funny Ear Plugs. Made of Acrylic and Featuring a Super-Cute Pictogram, this Poo will have you Smiling Too! Ear Plugs comes in Many Different Gauge Sizes (Hence the + in Price), and they are Sold as a PAIR, so you can have Two Bowel Movements as the same time. SWEET!
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Automatons Eye Ring
What a Crazy Creepy Gothic Ring! Featuring a Steampunk Style Mechanical Apparatus, with a Swivel Hood that Hinges up and Displays a Glass EYEBALL! Cool Cool Stuff! Wear this, and SEE ALL!
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Tiny Pizza Bracelet
It’s Pizza Time! Isn’t it always Pizza Time? Just a Slice Here and There… Or a Whole Pie? YUM!!! Pepperoni, Cheese, Meat Lovers, Hawaiian, Chicken, Deluxe… It’s all Good and Gooey. So Delight with this Tiny Pepperoni Pizza with…
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Weed Nug Earrings
Wait a Toke… Is that Weed? Nope, but your Stoner Friends will think it is. It’s Nug Earrings that look just like Cannabis Pot… Green Balls of Green Weed that will make your Ears look DOPE! Hand Crafted out…
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Hungry Zombie Bracelet
LMAO! I LOVE this Cute Charm Bracelet. Simple. Elegant. And Zombie-ish! HA! HOW COOL! It’s a Classic Chain Link Charm Bracelet that Features one Square Dangling Charm, with 18 Clear Crystals framing a Cute, but Crazy Hungry Zombie! Fun…
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Assquatch Enamel Pin
OMG! I love this pin. It’s “Assquatch”, a sasquatch with a plump ass. A big booty on a mythological monster that’s ape-like, hairy, voluptuous, and fun. Pin this enamel pin on your lapel, coat, hat, sweater, purse, shoes, and…
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Pee Poop Best Friends Necklace
Well Well Well… #1 AND #2… We Go Together Like: Peas and Carrots, Batman and Robin, Peanut Butter and Jelly, Gin and Tonic, Bacon and Eggs, Copy and Paste, Salt and Pepper, Sequins and Hot Glue, Milk and Cookies,…