I'm The Sh*t Ear Plugs
"Hey, there's a Big Pile of Dung on your Ear...!" HA! I'm sure you'll get lots of Great Comments with these Too-Funny Ear Plugs. Made of Acrylic and Featuring a Super-Cute Pictogram, this Poo will have you Smiling Too! Ear Plugs comes in Many Different Gauge Sizes (Hence the + in Price), and they are Sold as a PAIR, so you can have Two Bowel Movements as the same time. SWEET!
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Golden Toilet and Paper Earrings
Oh to Sit on the Golden Throne… You are the King of your Domain. Right? Well now you can Spread some Laughter in your Life, and the Butt Cheeks, with these Ultra-Cool, Golden Bathroom Accessories. Featuring a Gold Toilet…
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Molar Tie Tack
Molar eh? How about some Yo Momma Jokes to ease the Pain… “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Crooked, when she Smiles it Looks like her Tongue’s in Jail!” “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Yellow, I can’t Believe it’s not…
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Toilet Paper Necklace
This Sterling Silver Necklace is Handmade (not hand used), and comes on an 18″ Snake Chain. Made of Seed Beads and Wire, it’s just sure to delight.
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Nosferatu’s Coffin Pendant
Nosferatu means “A Symphony of Horror”! And this Coffin is Definitely Horrifying! Seeing the Skeleton Remains inside the Eternal Rest Box is Creepy, and COOL! Dark, Gothic, and so DIRE, this Pendant is the Ultimate Fright Sight!
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LED Digital Stainless Steel Watch
Get Funky with this Ultra-Hip and Futuristic LED Wrist Watch. It’s a Men’s Digital Watch, Featuring Bright Lights that Illuminate the Time in Green, Blue, Yellow and Orange LEDs. Just a push of the button tells the Time, another…
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Green Dragon Egg Pendant
Like most Reptiles, Dragons lay Clutches of Eggs. Dragon Eggs are as Heavy as Stone, so they need to be Carried with Two Hands. The Outer Shell is Covered in Scales, with vastly Different Color Patterns between the Eggs,…