Hanging Woman Nipple Barbell Ring
This Nipple Ring Features a Lady Dangling onto a Barbell that Pierces your Nipple and Looks Bad Ass Cool! Made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, with Balls holding her on, you'll LOVE how she gets more Attention than YOU! HA! Sadly, this Lady is Sold Individually, so you better Buy Two... After all, you always wanted a Ménage à Trois! Right?
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5 Christmas Belly Button Rings
5 Golden Rings… More like 5 Belly Button Rings. Because this Pack of Belly Button Navel Rings comes in a set of 5. Five wonderful Holiday Season Dangles that’ll get your Belly Screaming for Christmas. With Enamel Santa, a…
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Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those…
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Two Headed Baby Pendant
Two heads are better than one… Right? If I were TOSH.0, I’d say the best thing about Siamese Twins… the Threesomes! Or, why did the Siamese Twins move to England? So the other one could drive! Ha! OUCH! And…
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Custom Tombstone Belly Ring
What a Great Idea! Your own TOMBSTONE! HA! Cool Beans… This Belly Button Ring is just that, a Dangling Tombstone that reads “RIP Here Lies…” And then you can Customize the Name it says! You can put your Own…
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Betty White Cougar Cufflinks
LMAO! Betty White is so Lovable… REALLY! She’s like what, 198? And she still looks good and makes me Laugh my Ass off! And these Fun and Charming Cufflinks do the same. With a Black and White Image (are…
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Grilled Octopus Ring
Well this is a ring you’ll never forget… It’s a realistic dish of Grilled Octopus! I can already see your reaction… Bug eyes, open mouth, drool dripping from your chin… YES! Because this plate of fun is handcrafted from…