“You know what’s Fun about being Sober?” “Nothing!” “What’s a Man’s Idea of a Balanced Diet?” “A Beer in each Hand!” HA! More? Okay… “What is a Rednecks Last Words?” “HERE, HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!” Bah ha…

OMG These Dangly Earrings are the Cutest things… ZOMBIE BODY PARTS! HA! One Sawed Off Bloody Foot for One Ear, and One Lump of Brain for the Other. TOO COOL! These Earrings will Make Everyone Smile and Laugh. You…

Featuring One Round Cubic Zircon Gemstone, set in a Square Pendant Necklace! I think this Pendant is the Cutest little Pendant. The CZ is loose and held in place by the open Box. Very Different, very COOL!

This is a STUNNING Watch! Very Sharp, Very Masculine, Very Revolutionary! The Round Walnut Wood Dial features Eclipse-Like Shapes that Display the Time! With this Watch, you’ll get TONS of Compliments! So Cool!

I LOVE these Cufflinks! How Cool are the Green Dragon Eye Balls? AWESOME! Not only do the Green Eyes look Bad Ass, but the Black Pupils are actually Dragons… Did you notice that? COOL COOL COOL! Set under a…

Where is Liam Neeson when you need him? For he certainly could have helped in this TAKEN situation… It’s a Crazy-Ass, Bloody, Severed Arms Pendant featuring Two Arms, with Hands Bound, Severed at the Elbows… Talk about a Fright!…