Severed Arms Necklace
Where is Liam Neeson when you need him? For he certainly could have helped in this TAKEN situation… It’s a Crazy-Ass, Bloody, Severed Arms Pendant featuring Two Arms, with Hands Bound, Severed at the Elbows… Talk about a Fright! It’s Weird, Freakish, Twisted in Horror… And I love it! Dangling from a 30″ Chain, this Necklace is so Gruesome, it will tongue-TIE everyone!
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Bound, Cut, Bloody Severed Arms Necklace Pendant
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Yorkie Watch
The Yorkshire Terrier Breed was originally called the Broken Haired Scotch Terrier, Broken Haired Toy Terrier or simply the Toy Terrier. And it’s true, they look just like Toys. So Small, So Cute, So Adorable you could put them…
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Thank You For Smoking Earrings
A Chicken and an Egg are lying in Bed. The Chicken is leaning against the Headboard Smoking a Cigarette with a Satisfied Smile on its Face. The Egg, looking a bit Pissed off, grabs the Sheet, rolls over and…
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Twizzler Ring
Twizzlers… Did you know that the manufacturer of Twizzlers is one of the Oldest Confectioneries in the U.S.? Trademarked in 1870, this company makes just about every Flavor and Color of Licorice you can Imagine… And they look just…
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Zero Fox Given Copper Bracelet
“What does the Fox say?” Not a Damn Thing! Because if it did, it would probably Cuss. The reason being… This is a Zero Fox Given Bracelet (And you know what FOX means)! It’s a Fun Bracelet that really…
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Porn Star Cufflinks
Ha ha, what a Great Gag Gift… Or is it? And is that a Pun? Only you can decide, for it’s Wonderful Cufflinks that will make everyone Smile and Blush. Cufflinks with a Big Red Star and Black Lettering…
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Snot Nose Brooch
“When you’re Neckin’ with yer Honey, and your Nose is kinda Runny, you might think it’s Funny… But it’S-NOT!” “What does a Booger in Love tell his Girl Friend?” “I’m Stuck on you!” Okay, enough with the Booger Jokes,…
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