LMAO! And you thought Mermaids were all Beautiful Creatures from the Sea… With Long Flowing Hair and a Fishtail Body… Sparkling in the Sun… Dripping with Huge… HUGE… HUGE WTF? HA! This Mermaid is NOT the Normal Mermaid, Oh…

Real Nice… I’ve heard of the Old Irish Claddagh Ring Saying “With my Hands, my Heart I give, Crowned with Eternal Love!”, but I didn’t think it was Literal! :) With these Tunnel Ear Plugs, it is. Bloody Hands…

Oh, the last time I had a Fishing Lure in my Ear was when I went Fishing with Uncle Charlie and he had one too many to Drink! OUCH! But now, I can have Fishing Lures Dangling from my…

“If I only had a Brain…” These Earrings are Quite Interesting to say the least. With Herringbone Chains (Straw) for Arms and Legs, people will never look at your Ears the same! But, the Yellow Hat is Cute! HA!

OMG These Dangly Earrings are the Cutest things… ZOMBIE BODY PARTS! HA! One Sawed Off Bloody Foot for One Ear, and One Lump of Brain for the Other. TOO COOL! These Earrings will Make Everyone Smile and Laugh. You…

Bling Bling… It’s Gold. In your Ears… Just like the Terminator… It’s Liquid! And so, so COOL! Actually, it’s Gold Glitter, but just as Fantastic to Watch. Like a Snow Globe, moving around inside your Ears… How Sweet! Clear…