“What did one Book say to another?” “I just want to see if we’re on the same Page!” “What sort of People make the Best Bookkeepers?” “The People who Borrow your Books and Never Return Them!” Oh the Book…

SPAM, the Canned Meat, contains only 6 Ingredients: Pork (Two Cuts: Pork Shoulder and Ham), Salt, Water, Potato Starch (To keep the Meat Moist – I know, right?), Sugar and Sodium Nitrite. Now you can Eat it, AND Wear…

“Why did the Tomato turn Red?” “It saw the Salad Dressing!” “What do you call a Vegetarian with Diarrhea?” “A Salad Shooter!” Okay, that’s Gross, but still Funny… Like this Adorable Salad Bowl Ring. Crisp Lettuce, Sliced Tomatoes, Radish,…

Love Zombies? I Do! So these Ear Plugs are DEAD on… Wear these in your Ears and people will call you Zombie Brain! That’s a Good thing, right? It’s either that or Dead Head! You Pick! These are 3D…

LMAO! This is Cute… If you like Blood, and Gummy Bears… HA! It’s a Handmade Resin Pendant, that looks just like a Green Gummy Bear. Only a Dead one… For this Bear is Stitched and Bloody and will look…

“It’s a-me, Mario!” “Wa-hoo!” “Here we go!” “Luigi!” “So long, eh Bowser?” “Catfish Pizza? This may be a first, but I’m not Hungry!” HA! Everyone LOVES Mario… And this Question Mark is straight out of Mario’s World. “Life is…