HA! Remember that Scene in Alien Resurrection, where Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), gives birth to a New Born Xenomorph… Well, that’s what this Creepy Bracelet reminds me of. It’s an Earth Worm of Death Cuff Bracelet that’s Cool Cool Cool!

This will make People Laugh and Say “WTF?” when they see a Pizza Slut on your Jacket. It’s a Pizza Slut Brooch Pin that looks like a HUGE Slice of Pizza with a Big Ole Blue Eye… That’s why…

I really Dig Unique and Different Watches, and this “The Hour” Wrist Watch really makes you THINK! And that’s Because it has WORDS and VALUES each HOUR that makes up a Unit of Time in which we can “Be”…

Now this is Cool… Until you get it caught on a Door Knob. Just saying… It’s a Nose Ring that’s also a Earring… And the Nose Ring is NON-Piercing. So you don’t have to get all holy, you’ll just…

These Cufflinks look just like me, 10 days before Christmas, running around with my mouth open like a bat outta hell… HA! Crazy Santa, Cute Cufflinks, Ideal for Christmastime. Fun St. Nick with Red and White Enamel, over Alloy…

I LOVE South Park and I LOVE this Bracelet! What a Great Idea… All the Charming South Park Characters on a Bracelet… Featuring Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Butters! Kewl! Very Very Kewl!