Halloween Red Devil Satan Cufflinks
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Creepy Meat Necklace
I’ve seen this Meat before… It was after a Wild Night of Boozing and Eating Two-Day Old Pizza… I Vaguely Remember seeing that Bloated Mess with Eyeballs After I Barfed… It was looking right at me…. Just like this…
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Remove Before Flight Cufflinks
LMAO! Well, if this doesn’t sum up United Airlines and the Asian Doctor, I don’t know what does. Was he wearing a pair of these? Bright, Shiny, Gold Cufflinks reading “REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT”. It really makes you think about…
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Skull and Bones Trinket Box
COOL and CREEPY Jewelry Box that opens like a Treasure Chest! Decorated with Skull and Bones, this Trunk will Keep all your Valuables Safe and Secure… Or at least Dust Free! :)
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Dead Smiley Face Necklace
Ah, the Dead Smiley Face! So FUN! Did you know that the Dead Smiley Emoticon can be typed as :-X, (✖╭╮✖), X_X, or @()@. HA! Now that’s Cute! And there’s nothing that makes me Smile more than a Smiley…
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Halloween Fake Ear Plugs
Stores are putting Halloween goods out, candy, costumes, decorations… So why not decorate yourself? Get yourself some Halloween Ear Plugs… Er, excuse me, FAKE Ear Plugs that are Orange and Black and look just like Octopus Tentacles… Creepy, Crazy,…
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Human Centipede Ring
The Human Centipede was a Dutch Horror Film that set the Internet on FIRE! The Film tells the Story of a German Doctor who Kidnaps Three Tourists and Joins them Surgically, Mouth to Anus, forming a “Human Centipede,” a…











