Creepy Meat Necklace
I’ve seen this Meat before… It was after a Wild Night of Boozing and Eating Two-Day Old Pizza… I Vaguely Remember seeing that Bloated Mess with Eyeballs After I Barfed… It was looking right at me…. Just like this Creepy Meaty Eyeball Pendant. Resembling Vomit and Rancid Meat, this Alien Eyeball Monster is made out of Super Sculpey, Colored with Acrylics, and Glazed over… Just like your Eyes! :)
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Creepy Meaty Eyeball Necklace Pendant
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Compass Stash Ear Plugs
If you’re Skateboarding and Tumble down the Stairs, at least you’ll know which Direction you’re Headed. HA! These Plugs are Real Working Compasses that will Help you out if you get Lost… As long as you have them Turned…
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The Moon Ring
LMAO! This Ring is a TOOT! Really! It’s a Ring Box, that looks just like a Regular Engagement Ring Box (hint hint), that FARTS when you open it. Not only does it FART, but inside is a plastic man,…
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Transformers Cufflinks
You have an Autobot Cufflink on one hand, and an Autobot Cufflink on the other… Which hand wins? They both do with these stylish, ultra cool Transformers Cufflinks.
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KFC Logo Cufflinks
I smell something Cooking… And it ain’t you, because you’re out on the town wearing these Spiffy KFC Cufflinks! Cool Cufflinks that’ll make you lick your fingers. Really!
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Megalodon Shark Tooth Necklace
Made of Shark Tooth (both the Crown and the Root), Metal, and Chain, this Incredible Fossil Megalodon Tooth will look great around your Neck! Adorned with a Custom Casted Shark that Dangles from the top of the Tooth… It’s…
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Telescope Ring
“Hang on a Second, I’m checking out that Babe on the Beach…” You know you’ll use this Ring! Just like Captain Jules and his Useless Box of Oddities and Curiosities, this Telescope/Magnifier will catch everyone’s Eyes… Close up!
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