Creepy Meat Necklace
I’ve seen this Meat before… It was after a Wild Night of Boozing and Eating Two-Day Old Pizza… I Vaguely Remember seeing that Bloated Mess with Eyeballs After I Barfed… It was looking right at me…. Just like this Creepy Meaty Eyeball Pendant. Resembling Vomit and Rancid Meat, this Alien Eyeball Monster is made out of Super Sculpey, Colored with Acrylics, and Glazed over… Just like your Eyes! :)
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Creepy Meaty Eyeball Necklace Pendant
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Vegan Nerd Glasses Pendant
“What did one Vegen say to the other Vegan?” “We have to Stop Meating like this!” Talk about Fun… If two Vegans are Arguing, is it still called a Beef? Oh Boy… Hey, look at this Hilarious Pendant. It’s…
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Ninja Turtles Earrings
“COWABUNGAAAAAA!” “Bodacious!” “Hellacious!” “Totally Tubular, Dude!” Sound like Someone you Know? If so, these Earrings are PERFECT for them. Bright Green Ninja Turtles, Michelangelo and Leonardo, make for some Awesome Earrings that are just TOO RAD!
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Dragon Ear Wrap
This Dragon wraps around your ear and lays eggs in your brain! HA! It also gives lizardly advice and requires only one ear pierced (although they do sell Dragons for the other ear as well – equally priced no…
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World of Gnomes Charm Bracelet
“What do you call an All-Gnome Skydiving Team?” “Lawn Darts!” HA! Poor Gnomes… And if you’re a BIG Fan of Gnomes (a friend of mine actually is), then you’ll LOVE this Gnomey-Gnome Bracelet. A Charm Bracelet Full of Gnome…
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Humpback Whale Song Pendant
What a Beautiful Idea… A Pendant of Soundwaves… Made from a Humpback Whale! And if you’ve never heard what a Humpback Whale Sounds like, it’s Bizarre and Breathtaking at the same time. This Pendant brings it all home. Perfect…
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Handcuff Key Cufflinks
James Bond could really use these… It’s the Uncuff Cufflinks… The Cufflinks that can be used to OPEN Handcuffs! Talk about Cool! Get out of a Tight Jam with these. Put the Cufflink Toggle-Key into the Handcuff Key Slot…
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